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I absolutely love the falmer. Absolutely adore. Thank you for falmer appreciation hours.
Oh of course! Falmer deserve love in all hours
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I love the Falmer so much, but they're scary as hell. It took Neloth about 200 years to make his staff enchanter, but Falmer were already making their own out of chitin after they were blinded, they didn't even need a staff enchanter.
Well, ya gotta admit, they do have a big past in magic. Im sure theyd atleast remember a bit abt magic after gremlin-ification
They sure can be scary sometimes
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Tsun: How in the world did you even get here?
Dragonborn, after being hurled into the sky by a giant: I dunno. I think i flew
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Dragonborn: im so sorry
Any follower: were past apologies, you shouted me off a cliff!
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Miraak, after being saved by the dragonborn: Akatosh wanted me dead, now you get to find out why
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Cicero: Listener, hes not responding to painful stimuli!
Listener: Cut that out! Stabbing someone in the foot over and over doesnt make you a doctor!
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How much do you love falmers on a scale of 1-10? You are legally allowed to break the scale if needed to prove your love or distaste towards the race. Side question: How many pats will you give the falmer?
2000/10
Utter l o v e for the babeys
They are babeys, and they are friends
How many pats? All of them, all of the pats
Every of the pats
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Fuck it
Ask me shit for
Falmer loving hours
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He looks like a
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Hug the good boys, yes
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Falmer loving hourS will come again, no worry, falmer loving hours never abandon people, like gods
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Thats because you did not love them
They need love
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Awh :(
They are friend shaped
They require love
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Dragonborn, surounded by dead bodies in a town: in my defense, they were already dead when i got here
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LDB: Cause you're lying!!
Ulfric: No im not, im eating a sandwich!!
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