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Malek: Hey, pass the weed!

Ben, on the phone: I'm listening to a voicemail

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Tyler, after a long convo: So, do you feel better? Just balance the two, man.

Blake: So...die?

Tyler: What? No.

Tyler: That's not what we talked about at all.

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Dallas: Malek I have to confess something

Malek, having a heart attack, voice cracking: Yes?!? You know you can tell me anything bro.

Dallas: I...

Dallas: I want heelys

Malek: oh my-holy shit. ARE YOU SERIOUS RN?!

Dallas: I know I know I jus-

Dallas: Wait. Dude did I scare you?

Malek: nO

Dallas: IM SO SORRY

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Phoebus: I let my dog drink the bathwater while I was in it

Ari: once again, weird but not a sin

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Malek and Poppy: Dallas it's just a party

Dallas: And hell is just a sauna

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Blake: If we were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I’d go out of my way to attack you.

Blake: If I were a lion and you were a tuna I’d swim out in the middle of the ocean and fuckin eat you

Dallas: ...

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Phoebus: *walking around still disappointed six hours after visiting an aquarium*

Ari: what did you think a dog fish was, Phoebus

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Poppy @ Malek: Blue doesn't go with everything. It doesn't go with red, for instance.

Dallas: Hey, I have a red and blue striped sweatshirt!

Poppy: And if that isn't proof that those two colors should never be seen together I don't know what is.

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Dallas: you're ganging up on me. Is this how it's going to be from now on? Oh no, I'll have to befriend Blake.

Poppy: Blake can't stand you.

Dallas: Phoebus, then.

Malek: Phoebus will leave you for a single dog.

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Blake: I can only please one person per day

Blake: Today is not your day

Blake: Tomorrow doesn't look good either

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Ben: I could mail you an onion

Ben: Like, that's something I could do.

Ben: pop that sucker in a box.

Ben: Slapa stamp on it.

Ben: Write down your address.

Ben: Bam, onion.

Malek: dude are...are you high? Or like, drunk texting? I'm?

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Malek: I have flaws.

Malek: What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.

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Blake @ Dallas: Oh you're dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich. Want those leftovers too?

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Dallas: on the last problem on the exam I just drew a picture of a cat and left

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Phoebus: Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.

Ari: What? You sat on the couch for a solid two hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"

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Malek: Hey Blake can you give me directions to Olive Garden?

Blake: No but I can give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.