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Mark sank into the couch cushions. Cry wasn't being very quiet. This whole situation was making Mark uncomfortable. He pulled a pillow over his head and groaned in frustration. He just wanted to watch some movies and snuggle. Was that too much to ask?

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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Unbeknownst to Cry, Mark and Dark could smell his arousal. Mark tried to ignore it as the air grew heavy with the scent.

As Mark was trying to come up with a polite way to ask Cry to go take care of his problem, an irratible Dark snapped, [By Lucifer's tits, Cry! If I have to smell your raging hormones for another second, I'm gonna go fucking insane. For the love of Saint Peter go rub one out in the bathroom.]

"Subtle as always, Dark," the YouTuber muttered, embarrassed by his bluntness.

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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Mark let out a content sigh and closed his eyes. "Thank you for being so understanding."

I've said it before and I'll say it again: you need to go see a therapist.

...I know, Dark. I know. I'll try to find one. I really mean it this time.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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Mark didn't make eye contact.

"I...I'm not ready. I want--I need to take things slow. Sorry."

He bit his lip. He couldn't explain why, couldn't force the words out. It was because of Yami--no, what he did to his poor, sweet Yami that made him so reluctant. It still hurt too much. In his mind, if everything stayed cute and cuddly and non-sexual, it was 'safe.' He wouldn't wind up doing to Cry what he did to Yami.

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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(( “Shit!” Cry reaches his hand under his ass and grabs the remote. He presses the volume down button and sighs. “I guess that ruined the mood.” ))

Mark just kinda stared off into the distance, dazed. His heart was hammering in his chest.

"I'm, like, 99% certain my heart stopped for a moment there. My ears are ringing and I think my life just flashed before my eyes."

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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Right as Mark leaned into the kiss, their eardrums were assaulted by the tv blaring out sound as loud as it possibly could. Mark jumped up with a loud scream.

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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"Wait what."

Mark's brain short-circuited. Wow, that was NOT what he was expecting.

Bottoming is fun. You'll love it; trust me~ Dark purred in Mark's mind.

DARK, he shouted back, mortified.

Oh hush you. We both know that idea excites you more than you'd like to admit.

Mark didn't dignify that with a response.

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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Cry only had but a moment to savor his victory before Mark slammed into him, having practically thrown himself at the couch. He giggled like a maniac.

"Sorry," he said, not sounding apologetic in the slightest.

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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Popping the disk into the DVD player, Mark gave Cry a mischievous look. He suddenly shot up, breaking the embrace. "Race you to the couch!"

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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((Cry walks up behind Mark and wraps his arms around the shorter waist. He rests his head on Marks shoulder. “Good choice for the movie. And I think I have a vague memory of that. I dunno though, it’s all kinda hazy. And Mark, well, we, don’t always get along very well. I mean, my others and me. The only real reason Virus and I are so close is because he’s one of the few things that’s keeping my physically alive.” Cry pauses for a little bit before returning to his train of thought. “Mad, he honestly wants me to die, so he can become the dominant party in my body. Virus, his powers are keeping me alive. It’s because when I first got him, he became ingrained in my soul. He’s and Aether are the only ones that are connected to me. And speaking of him, Aether is the mask, well, he’s a god-like being that is anchored to it. And therefor he’s anchored to me.”))

Mark leaned into Cry's embrace. "Damn, that's rough. I take it back. At least all my two idiots do is argue."

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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"I'm not 180 years old, Wilford is," Mark explained as he rifled through his movies. "He used to possess me a lot and started think he was me. It got bad. Really bad. He was only able to take control for so long because Dark and I were recovering from a fight, much like today. Dark didn't take too kindly to that. Neither did I, but I was nowhere near as upset as Dark was. They fought. Dark doesn't trust Wilford anymore, and Wilford retained my memories."

Mark smiled to himself when he pulled out the movie he was looking for. The Iron Giant. What a great movie.

"The four of you seem to get along more than the three of us do. I'm a bit jealous."

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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{Hey, you can't blame a guy for being curious~ Besides, if Mark had just told me about your relationship, I wouldn't have had to ask~}

He gave Mark a pointed look. Mark wouldn't meet his gaze.

[Why do you always have to make things awkward?] Dark asked dryly.

{I prefer the term 'interesting.''}

Wilford abruptly stood up and straitened his suit. {Anyways, I'm sure you have lots to talk about, like why Mark is almost one hundred and eighty years old, and how Mad wants to stick his 'knife' in Dark. I'll leave you to it. Ta-ta!}

With that, Wilford dissapeared in a could of pink smoke. It smelled like cotton candy.

Mark crossed his arms on the table and buried his head in them. "...can we just watch a movie now?" he asked, his voice muffled.

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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(( Virus’s eyes widen and he beings to stutter. His cheeks flush and his eyes glow almost blindingly. {I uh, it’s uh} Virus starts to glance around the room before a decent quantity of sparks that fly out from his cheeks. {Its complicated. Each of us kinda has a person we fixate on. For Cry is Mark, I don’t really have anyone, and Mad just really likes Dark.} ))

The demon let out an obnoxious groan as Wilford's smile grew even bigger. {Mad likes Dark, you say~? Why, I had no idea! Please, do tell me; does he like Dark or like-like Dark?}

['Like-like?' What are you, five?!]

{Oh, hush.}

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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{I understand. Changing the subject to something more pleasant...ooooohhh I know~!}

A mischievous smile spread on Wilford's face. {Let's talk about our ~feelings.~ How many of you are madly in love with Mark~?}

"Wilford no." Mark looked like he wanted the floor to open up and swallow him whole.

{WILFORD YES. Come on, tell me all of the juicy details! Who likes who? Is everyone dating Mark? Just one of you? Don't keep me waiting~}

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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{Alright, I'll drop the subject. I wasn't trying to make you uncomfortable. I offer my deepest and sincerest apologies. I can stop asking questions if you want me to.}

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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"How could I forget?" Mark groaned. "I mean, it's not on my 'Top Ten Worse Ways I've Almost Died' list, but it's pretty high up there."

Wilford seemed surprisingly calm about this information. {Accident or not, you wouldn't have killed him. As for WHY, it's not my place to say.}

Mark looked nervous. He wouldn't look at Virus.

{Moving on...I'm rather curious about the markings that apeared on Cry's skin when you took over. Does something similar happen when the other two take over? Why does this happen?}

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”

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(( A staticlly laugh rings from Virus. {Except when I discharge. Then I get a bit more… exciting. And trust me when I say, I can be just as ruthless as Mad, of not more.} A few sparks and archs of electricity bounce from different sources on his body. A handful race up his arm while a few race from his neck and face. ))

{while that may be true, I highly doubt any of you are stronger than Markimoo~}

Wilford reclines in an invisible chair. {Dark told me that the three of you don't have souls. Personally, I think that his eyesight is going bad in his old age.}

Dark rolled his eyes but said nothing.

{But--!} Wilford clapped his hands together. {Enough about him; let's talk about you. I want to know everything about you. Well, everything you're willing to tell me, of course. After all, this isn't an interrogation. Think of it as...as an interview.}

Cry begins to make eggs and hashbrowns. He hums a tune while doing so. Hes happy to have Mark back.

“Hey Mark, Im hapy to have you back, Ive missed you, my bed has been cold with you to snuggle.” 

He turns to face Mark and smiles.

“Im gonna take out my contacts, in a bit, after youv eaten. But what do you want to do today?”