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My book has a Kickstarter you can follow!

Go check it out! (It's my account's birthday today, so you have to do what I say)

You know what, I'm sick of trying to play marketing games on other social media. I'm just going to rant about what I like about my book, because if anyone will appreciate an autistic special interest dump, I hope it'll be tumblr.

so if you like gay books and epic fantasy, read on!

This is Fractured Magic! The cover is by the incredibly talented @littlestpersimmon.

Fractured Magic is a sprawling epic fantasy with a big cast of characters, intricate politics, and a romantic "they were best friends but one thinks the other is dead and when they're finally reunited they're both angry with each other and act like they went through the world's messiest divorce" pairing. the divorcees in question:

before I go on, just know that there's a KICKSTARTER YOU CAN FOLLOW that will include ebooks, paperbacks, and other really fun goodies!

there are ALSO assassins, ghosts, secret identities, descents into madness, and an ancient dragon god who was trapped in a human body and wants revenge about it. to touch on some of these a little further:

-ghosts: are they ghosts? are they zombies? are they simply metaphorical manifestations of the characters' grief? are they real, honest-to-god, send-things-flying-off-shelves ghosts? the answer is yes! all of the above!

-secret identities: if you like those moments reading or watching something where you're like "holy shit, that character was ACTUALLY XYZ THIS WHOLE TIME?!", then you'll like Fractured Magic.

-descents into madness(TM): I mean this in the most gothic sense possible. our hero's in possession of a dark magic that is slowly corrupting him from the inside out. afraid of its power, he pushes everyone away, but he's never dealt well with loneliness.

-ancient dragon gods: this one is pretty much what it says on the tin.

you'll also like fractured magic if you:

-like gothic literature.

-are a big fan of old school fantasy (zelazny, moorcock, weis and hickman) but wish it was more for the gays

-watched this scene from howl's moving castle and had your brain chemistry changed a little:

-or this scene from pride and prejudice:

well, that's all I've got! if you've read this far, thank you. seriously. due to the aforementioned autism, I....have a very hard time with promoting myself on social media. I really want people to like this book because I really like this book, but I get too caught up in tone and then everything just kinda flops.

and, to be honest, I'm really worried about this kickstarter not funding! so here's the link to it again. if you hit the follow button, you'll be notified when the campaign goes live: KICKSTARTER

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It's my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

7 years of silly Dragonlance quotes 😌

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Tas: What are your thoughts on being happy, Flint?

Flint: I respect it but it ain't me 💯💯

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Palin: Why does Uncle Raist call you "babygirl"?

Dalamar:

Dalamar: Let's not talk for a little while.

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Kitiara: I agree with Tanis.

Tanis: Kit, you agreeing with me makes me question if I'm even right.

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Kaz, texting Huma about Magius: Can you come collect your freak of a man, please? He's doing things

Huma: No, I set him loose on purpose.

Huma: He needs enrichment

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used this image to convince people on bluesky to read dragonlance

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Dalamar: Third base is when they see you have an anxiety attack

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Tanis: I heard Flint is in jail.

Tasslehoff: Yeah, for something he didn't do

Tanis, sternly: What didn't he do?

Tasslehoff: Run fast enough

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You can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. I love Raistlin but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he's never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct).

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Tasslehoff: Why can't we all just get along?

Laurana: Because most of you are assholes, Tas.

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ggrrrggrrrgrrrrrr rrrrrrr

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last post inspired by this one^

(also annual reminder that op is my main acct and I write and publish a FREE fantasy webnovel)

sneak preview of monday’s fractured magic chapter

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Crysania: No, you're not an icon. You're not a "slay queen" or an "e-boy." You're a sinner.

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Caramon: Why would anyone want to hurt Raistlin??

Sturm: Maybe because they met him?

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Tanis: I told you just to pack the essentials!

Tasslehoff: That's what I'm doing!

Tanis: Is that a boa?

Tasslehoff: Tanis, if you're taking me somewhere I don't need a boa, then I don't want to go