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Felipe: Being cute is really hard because even when you’re angry, people just kinda giggle at you and say “Aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. Stop! Recognise my power!

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Saúl: How long does your ideal hug last?

Koke: 38 to 45 minutes.

Saúl: That's really impractical.

Koke: You said ideal, not realistic.

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Atleti Twitter: We never doubted you for a moment.

Saúl: Thanks. You’re lying though, right?

Atleti Twitter: Oh, yes. We doubted you very strongly.

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Saúl: Hi.

Koke: Hi?

Saúl: Just wondering if I were an otter and you were an otter and we were sleeping, would you hold my paw so we wouldn’t drift away from each other? Just wondering.

Koke, nodding solemnly: Of course.

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Saúl: Hi.

Koke: Hi?

Saúl: Just wondering if I were an otter and you were an otter and we were sleeping, would you hold my paw so we wouldn’t drift away from each other? Just wondering.

Koke, nodding solemnly: Of course.

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In case anyone still needed proof of Renan Lodi being 4 year old-

original video

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Caaaaaampeeeeeoooones (I missed u)

CAMPEONES CAMPEONES OLE OLE OLEEEE

Naww 🥺🥺🥰 I’m missing this blog and y’all’s feedback too, I’m just not sure what to do with it right now :( Don’t have much time rn and would need to invest more than just checking in once a month. I’ll figure out what I can do with it, but until then

CAMPEONES CAMPEONES

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🤍❤️🏆 CAMPEONES DE LA LIGA 2020/21 🏆❤️🤍

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De dónde obtiene las conversaciones, o se las inventa?

Es una cuenta muy buena❤

Aii, gracias 🥰🥰

Muchas las encuentro en otros blogs de incorrect quotes en tumblr o instagram, y pocos son díalogos que encuentro yo en series o películas que veo. Pero la mayoría son citas inspiradas de otros blogs, que también las obtienen de series o películas, conozco muchos antes de usarlas. He intentado dar las fuentes con cada cita, pero muchas veces no se puede encontrar nada, entonces no lo hago nunca.

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Vitolo: That makes no sense.

Lemar: Well it would if you were smarter.

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Marcos: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Stefan: Hey Luis, how tall are you?

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Luis: What is that noise?

Vitolo: Oh! I’m chewing gum- it helps me think.

Luis: You’re wasting the gum.

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Jan: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour.

João: Star fruit??

Jan: So close! That’s a shape.

Josema: What about blueberries?

Jan: …What did I JUST-…

Saúl: You also forgot about blackberries.

Lodi: Black isn’t a color.

João: What about raspberries?

Saúl: What…

Lodi: Green beans!

Saúl: Lemons!

Lodi: Strawberries?

Jan: Tell me, Renan, what colour is “straw”?

Saúl: There’s cherries.

Josema: GUYS. ORANGES.

Jan: You’re all SO fucking stupid.

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Jan: What’s with the napkin on the glass door?

Koke: Thomas kept walking into the door, so I thought this would help.

Lemar: Oh, cool! A floating napk- walks into the glass door]

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Lodi: Would you consider us adorable?

João: No, we're adult men. We're cute.

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Saúl: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit.

Mario: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Josema: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.

Koke: Common sense is knowing that ketchup is not a fucking smoothie.

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Trippier: It‘s like we finish each other’s-

Thomas: Sandwiches.

Trippier: Sentences. Why would I say-

Thomas: Sandwiches?

Trippier: That time I was going to say sandwiches.