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Temptress: Are you going to help or are you too pretty?
Von: I’m too pretty
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Von: I wish you’d just admit you’ve made a mistake.
Adira (stirring her coffee serenely): I prefer it with salt.
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Marxman: Guess what I’m about to get!
Temptress: On my nerves.
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Temptress: I just want to be included.
Temptress (after being included): What the hell and fuck.
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Marxman: Did you have a plan?
Adira: I thought the adrenaline would take over but it did not.
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Yes, autocorrect, that's right. I wash clothes in my Washington machine.
Adira
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Adira: I regret giving you that blender.
Marxman (drinking a sandwich): Why?
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I’ll carve our initials into a tree on our first date because it’s the most romantic way to let you know I have a knife.
Temptress
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Adira: Since when do you not like avocado?
Von: Since the day i said, "Gross, what is this?" and you said "Avocado".
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Adira (looking into the first aid kit): Why the fuck would you fill this with cheetos?
Marxman (bleeding out): I though it would be funny at the time...
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Marxman: My parents aren’t home ;)
Von: Don’t worry, they’ll come back
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I don’t think Marxman and a sense of responsibility are even on speaking terms.
Adira
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Everything is free if you run fast enough.
Marxman
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Marxman: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Adira: You’re a hazard to society.
Temptress: And a coward. Do twenty.
#Audio Diary of a Superhero#Marxman#Adira Collins#Temptress#s: tumblr#that's it that's their dynamic
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When people say 'controversy', I hear 'attention'.
Marxman
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My plans are always practical! It's the laws of physics that get in the way of my success.
Marxman
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Some people wrestle with their personal demons. I stabbed mine in the back of the head. He was a bleeder.
Temptress
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