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sonic movie style study: Amy and Rouge 🩷🌹🤍💎

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So on the 27th DeepSeek R1 dropped (a chinese version of ChatGPT that is open source, free and beats GPT's 200 dollar subscription, using less resources and less money) and the tech market just had a loss of $1,2 Trillion.

Source

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This scene is a masterpiece if you ask me

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big fan of that textpost, just had to make something for it :]

i also found out you cant include videos in reblogs for some reason :/ so thats why the original is a screencap (sorry)

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Im always so delighted to remember that the blue meth in breaking bad was rock candy and the cast would constantly snack on it. It makes me want a show that uses breaking bad's insanely well crafted cinematography and wonderful writing but it's about an old witch and her young transgender apprentice opening a candy shop in a small village in the alps

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sonic movie style study: Amy and Rouge 🩷🌹🤍💎

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sorry since realizing my gender i have zero tolerance for the whole “man hating” angle of being queer i hate i hate it i hate you. stop. you are hurting people.

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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

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Crime 101 (or: when working for an illegal-potions drug lord, do not, DO NOT flirt with his husband)

Beautiful Draco Malfoy strides into the lab, looking tall and sharp. His presence brings us all — me and the rest of the men — to stop our conversations and look at him out of the corner of our eyes, as discreetly as possible.

We’ve learned, especially those of us who’ve been working here a while, not to let him notice we’re looking. Truly, not looking is impossible — something about his swooping blond hair and the near-transparent shirts — but not letting him notice, that we can do. We pretend to focus on our potions, all while watching, clamping down on our reactions to his striking beauty.

He strides between our work tables, nonchalant, looking at potions and asking about methods and ingredients, making sure they’re brewed to his standards. The men answer him with surgical precision, struggling not too breathe too loudly. I do as I always do, move on to an easy task that will let me keep my peripheral vision on him, on the ease of his step and the drum of his fingers on the metal of the tables.

He’s walking right by my table when I see the newbie, a man working on a potion on the table across from mine, look up at him in wonder. I see, too, the man next to him, a dear coworker who has been around for far longer than I’ve been, try to warn him with a discreet hand gesture. But the newbie doesn’t realize, captivated as he is by the untouchable beauty in front of him and, clearing his throat, he stands up. I lock eyes with my coworker, both of us shocked into stillness as the newbie walks towards Draco Malfoy and puts a hand to his shoulder.

A shudder goes through the entire room. The silence is unbearably loud. Draco Malfoy stops dead in his tracks and looks down at the hand on his shoulder.

“Yes?” He asks, tense.

“Um. My name’s Hitch, I just started working here this week. I don’t think I’ve met you before.”

I’d mistake his foolishness for bravery if I didn’t know he’s doing it because he doesn’t know any better. We’ve all been there before. We all tried it on with Draco Malfoy, we all learned what that meant.

“Hitch,” Draco Malfoy says. “I’m going to need you to let go of me.”

Once he’s left and the lab is bustling with energy and conversation again, Hitch sulks, looking confused and upset. We take pity on him and try to explain, but there’s not much we can say.

“Just don’t look at him too much,” I say, my eyes on the potion I’m stirring.

“But… but he’s so beautiful…”

“He’s the boss’ husband,” my coworker says, deadpan. “Touch him and you’re dead.”

We all nod.

“The boss,” Hitch says. “The man none of us has actually met.”

At that, I look up sharply. I have to remind myself that he’s new.

“You don’t want to meet Harry Potter. We make our potions, he sells them, we get paid, and we don’t look at his husband. We’re looking out for you here.”

Hitch looks at the door where Draco Malfoy disappeared a couple hours ago and sighs.

“My mother always did tell me not to work for Dark Wizards.”

“What she should’ve told you is not to mess with a Dark Wizard’s husband,” my coworker says.

“That’s right. You will finish brewing your Delirium, he’ll come down again to test it, and you won’t look too closely. He likes to tell his husband when one of us looks too closely.”

Hitch clicks his tongue. “You lot make it sound like a horror film.”

“It’s just the facts,” I say. “The job is good, the pay is good, they treat us well and keep the Aurors off our backs. This is the one rule. Go charm Peter there in the back,” I point at the blondest brewer. “Get it out of your system, and then don’t look Draco Malfoy’s way again.”

“Lesson learned,” Hitch mutters. I have no doubt that he means it.

I cork my last bottle of Delirium of the day, and sit back, waiting for Draco Malfoy to come inspect it.

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dom with a fetish for bathing subs call him the scrub daddy

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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spin the wheel for a random location!!

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light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names

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straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

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when i was reading the book entangled life which is about fungi and the author merlin sheldrake said that once he got his first author copies he was going to dampen the pages and use them to grow oyster mushrooms and yeast and then use the yeast to brew beer and then drink the beer with the mushrooms to complete the cycle of fungal knowledge. i was like really and truly this guy gets it