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MALCOLM & MARIE (2021) dir. Sam Levinson

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TVD: STEFAN +ELENA + DAMON AESTHETIC LOCKSCREENS

just like/reblog/share love <3

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Ursula is the best Disney villain. She doesn’t do what she does to take over a kingdom, she just does it cause she enjoys it and happens to get a chance to do it to the daughter of a king she doesn’t like. And what is the thing she does? Use poorly constructed contracts to trap mermaids and turn them into worm people for her worm people garden. Not slaves or anything useful like furniture, just sad worm people that sit in her house and be sad. What a bizarrely specific form of chaos

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Reblog if you are not afraid to have our lord and savior, James Buchanan Barnes on your dashboard. Only 10% of people will reblog 😤😤😤

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you put in a lot of effort in research, it's clear from your writing! love your work. keep writing, love! ❤️

Safe with me (14)

Summary: When an unknown threat enters your life, protection is offered at the highest level. As Bucky Barnes comes into your life, the game changes, and you realise falling for the man tasked with keeping you safe is the last thing you expected.

Characters: Bodyguard!Bucky Barnes x Reader Warnings: Bad language. Graphic descriptions of violence. Minor character death.

A/N: Bucky has methods to his madness and you are just done with these people. Stuck in the middle of a battlezone is a terrible place to be.

Tags for this story are CLOSED Link here for posting schedule

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Previously…

The room is silent.

All eyes are on Bucky, who stands at the screen with his hand still raised. Steve releases him slowly, when he feels the panicked movements go suddenly rigid. From behind, a peculiar shapeshifting appears to take place. His posture changes, his neck flexes, his shoulders roll back.

Bucky stands up straight.

When he spins around, even Steve takes a step back at the sight.

Deadly rage burns like blue fire in the Soldier’s eyes.

*****

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nobody is difficult to love. relationships, however, take effort, patience and love.

I can only wish I wrote like this. completely beautiful. thank you for this, @inkskinned !

Your wife changes her hair color every season and her personality adjusts slightly. You’re secretly only in love with Autumn wife. She just came home sporting her Winter color.

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the best part about your work is that it's so detailed. you cleary spend a shit ton of time researching. even stuff about guns, which most writers would just swing, is so detailed and researched. I love this story! really scared rn because he has the Soldier's trigger words 😭😭😭

Safe with me (14)

Summary: When an unknown threat enters your life, protection is offered at the highest level. As Bucky Barnes comes into your life, the game changes, and you realise falling for the man tasked with keeping you safe is the last thing you expected.

Characters: Bodyguard!Bucky Barnes x Reader Warnings: Bad language. Graphic descriptions of violence. Minor character death.

A/N: Bucky has methods to his madness and you are just done with these people. Stuck in the middle of a battlezone is a terrible place to be.

Tags for this story are CLOSED Link here for posting schedule

SAFE WITH ME MASTERLIST PREVIOUS CHAPTER

Previously…

The room is silent.

All eyes are on Bucky, who stands at the screen with his hand still raised. Steve releases him slowly, when he feels the panicked movements go suddenly rigid. From behind, a peculiar shapeshifting appears to take place. His posture changes, his neck flexes, his shoulders roll back.

Bucky stands up straight.

When he spins around, even Steve takes a step back at the sight.

Deadly rage burns like blue fire in the Soldier’s eyes.

*****

Keep reading

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fuck yes. shoot that cocksucker.

Safe with me (13)

Summary: When an unknown threat enters your life, protection is offered at the highest level. As Bucky Barnes comes into your life, the game changes, and you realise falling for the man tasked with keeping you safe is the last thing you expected.

Characters: Bodyguard!Bucky Barnes x Reader Warnings: Bad language. Violence and descriptions of torture. Brief mention of non-con.

A/N: Heed the warnings please. Things are not looking great. Bucky figures out something new. Questions are finally answered, and the mastermind behind it all is revealed. This chapter is a heavy bit of download.

Because I’ll be in work/ Infinity War hell all week, next chapter in two weeks.

Tags for this story are CLOSED Link here for posting schedule

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Previously…

Them.

Again.

Bucky’s spent most of his life on battlefields. He knows far too well the scent of coppery blood and fresh shit, gunpowder and rotting flesh, that sickeningly unique smell of adrenaline-laced sweat that covers the skin of every terrified soldier. He has an iron stomach, has had since his first week mucking through the trenches in 1943. Nothing phases him.

But tonight, he smells burning flesh mixed with lemons, he sees your laughing smile amid the horrors that have come home yet again, and in that dark, wet alleyway, he loses it. He crashes to his knees and he vomits, again and again and again, until the burning, acid taste of stomach bile is the only thing he can remember.

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YES YES YES YES FUCK YES TOAD+PATSY = FOREVER ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Typos (11) - End

Summary: What happens when he texts the wrong number and suddenly there are memes and friendships involved.

warnings: swearing, panicking

a/n:

this is the last official chapter of Typos, next is only the epilogue :)

if you want more of Todd and Patricia: Typos Drabbles

This is my entry for the GORGEOUS @buckyofthemyscira‘s writing challenge!! my prompt is in bold!

i honestly didn’t give enough to @sighodinson  for being such an important part of this fic. she filtered out all the shitty ideas and helped make typos what it is today, and i really owe you one, K.

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I'm a typhoe. Sue me. THIS JUST KEEPS FETTING BETTER AND Y/N IS A JEALOUS BITCH WITH THE "nice."

Typos (7)

summary: What happens when he texts the wrong number and suddenly there are memes and friendships involved.

warnings: swearing, injuries

a/n: this is my entry for the stunning @buckyofthemyscira ’s writing challenge!

special thanks to @the-creative-lie and one anon for two things that I mention in here! Also, so if you want more of Patricia and Todd, just search for ‘Typos drabbles’ on my page and you should find a couple of conversations people requested :)

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Unknown number: you will NEVER believe what happened at work today

You: you’d be surprised by the amount of shit i’m used to barky

Unknown number: so this lady came in with her nephew or someone

Unknown number: he broke his arm dabbing

You: MEEEEE

You: (image attached)

Unknown number: yeah i thought of you while i was listening to him

You: you thought of me, how romantic ;)))

Unknown number: no you’d be the only one stupid enough to break your hand like that

You: (image attached)

You: listen,,, bitch

Unknown number: ANYWAYS so i looked at the kid and through his tears he literally said “get on my level”

Unknown number: HE LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE THIS

Unknown number: (image attached)

You: KLSDHFLKSHDGKLHSDGKHHSG

You: BIG MOOD

You: BIG FUCKING MOOD

Unknown number: THAT’S LITERALLY WHAT I FUCKING SAID TO HIM OH MY GOD

Unknown number: HE STARTED LAUGHING AND CRYING IT WAS RIDICUKOUS

Unknown number: the lady he came with was talking to Sam bc he came to see what the ruckus was about

Unknown number: i think they’re in love now it was just weird

You: goddamn it there goes my chance with Sam :///

Unknown number: (image attached)

Unknown number: so the lady asks the kid why he looks like this

Unknown number: (image attached)

You: i’ve used this meme before FUCKIN CHEATER

Unknown number: so the kid tells her what i said and she just looks at me and is like “you literally remind me of a friend i know”

Unknown number: anyways i’m apparently going on a blind date now because “bucky your life is literally me, steve, netlifx and your meme friend, no one else. you need to get laid bro"

Unknown number: so sam and the dab lady are now “”””””””””corresponding””””””””””” to set me up on a date       

You: oh

Unknown number: i was like ?????? i was shook

You: i’m quite shook myself

Unknown number: i don’t know if i should go

You: why not

Unknown number: i dont know, i’m not really interested

You: you’re single, right

You: who am i kidding, of course you are lol

Unknown number: (image attached)

You: you’re single, you’re young and you’re a genuinely great guy

You: you should take a chance :)

Unknown number: you think i’m a great guy :’’’’’’)

You: yeah of course i do you stupid toad

Unknown number: i’m looking for a reason not to go tbh

You: why tho

Unknown number: i already like someone else :/

You: o h  w o w

You: the drama continues

You: (image attached)

You: my baby is growing up this isn’t good at all

Unknown number: i think the fact that you call me baby goes against your point

You: UR MY BABY AND ILY

You: who’s the other person u like??? i gotta do a background check

You: 1st question: do they like memes

Unknown number: at an unnatural level, yes

You: marry them todd

Unknown number: one day i will

You: wow ur really in love with this person

You: nice.

Unknown number: you okay there patsy pal???

You: im just thinking

Unknown number: of?

You: if you have kids

Unknown number: oh no

You: will you call them toddlers or toadlers because either one is a tribute to us ;DDDDDDD

Unknown number: annnnnd that’s enough of you for today

You: NO COME BACK

You: Y/N IS AN EXCELLENT NAME FOR KIDS 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

Unknown number: fine we’ll name our first kid y/n and the other two will be todd and patricia

You: (image attached)

You: listen hoe if you stop talking to me after you get laid i’ll yeet the fuck out of you into a river

Unknown number: ….okay

Unknown number: i’m not going to stop messaging you wyd

Unknown number: todd + patricia = forever

You: what is this, middle school theatre club romance with some guy named durke that lasted approximately 1.2 months and ended with neither of you breaking up but drifting apart until one day you realise you haven’t really broken up and are now not sure but he’s dating some kid named stracey so you just let it be??????

Unknown number: that’s oddly specific

You: but yeah i guess

You: todd + patricia = forever

You: i think i vomited a little oh my god

You: todd + patricia = forever (until i run out of memes)

Unknown number: yup that sounds accurate

You: ayeee ;))

Unknown number: alright gtg some kid just created a challenge called the cinnamon tide pod challenge

Unknown number: ilysm bye sweetheart

You: ily too, go save the day doc!!

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AHAHAAA FINGER GUNS !!! 😂😂 I DONT REALLY LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

Typos (6)

summary: What happens when he texts the wrong number and suddenly there are memes and friendships involved.

warnings: angst-ish

a/n: i’ve wanted to write this scene in particular ever since i thought of the ideas of typos and i’m glad it’s finally a reality

btw apparently ‘typhoes’ is a thing now??? i can’t believe it???

This is my entry for the GORGEOUS @buckyofthemyscira‘s writing challenge!!

special shoutout to @sebbies for a meme i used in here thanks bitch ily even if you hurt my feelings

so glorious

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Unknown number: this is strange, I haven’t heard from you in a long time

Unknown number: by a long time, i mean a day

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but are you sure?

Typos (6)

summary: What happens when he texts the wrong number and suddenly there are memes and friendships involved.

warnings: angst-ish

a/n: i’ve wanted to write this scene in particular ever since i thought of the ideas of typos and i’m glad it’s finally a reality

btw apparently ‘typhoes’ is a thing now??? i can’t believe it???

This is my entry for the GORGEOUS @buckyofthemyscira‘s writing challenge!!

special shoutout to @sebbies for a meme i used in here thanks bitch ily even if you hurt my feelings

so glorious

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Unknown number: this is strange, I haven’t heard from you in a long time

Unknown number: by a long time, i mean a day

Keep reading

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really cute tho. also steeb is a dog. a pomerian if you may. he protecc and he attacc

Typos (6)

summary: What happens when he texts the wrong number and suddenly there are memes and friendships involved.

warnings: angst-ish

a/n: i’ve wanted to write this scene in particular ever since i thought of the ideas of typos and i’m glad it’s finally a reality

btw apparently ‘typhoes’ is a thing now??? i can’t believe it???

This is my entry for the GORGEOUS @buckyofthemyscira‘s writing challenge!!

special shoutout to @sebbies for a meme i used in here thanks bitch ily even if you hurt my feelings

so glorious

Previous Part - Part 5 || Typos Masterlist

Unknown number: this is strange, I haven’t heard from you in a long time

Unknown number: by a long time, i mean a day

Keep reading

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your cliffhangers are fucking with me. LET THEM BE TOGETHER TOAD AND I DESERVE THIS

Typos (6)

summary: What happens when he texts the wrong number and suddenly there are memes and friendships involved.

warnings: angst-ish

a/n: i’ve wanted to write this scene in particular ever since i thought of the ideas of typos and i’m glad it’s finally a reality

btw apparently ‘typhoes’ is a thing now??? i can’t believe it???

This is my entry for the GORGEOUS @buckyofthemyscira‘s writing challenge!!

special shoutout to @sebbies for a meme i used in here thanks bitch ily even if you hurt my feelings

so glorious

Previous Part - Part 5 || Typos Masterlist

Unknown number: this is strange, I haven’t heard from you in a long time

Unknown number: by a long time, i mean a day

Keep reading