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incognito-cactus · 3 days
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"Take pride in what you are."
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Okay, how about something that isn't old and unfinished And also to the point of this page actually existing Sponsored by @just-an-awkward-rat and his ramblings about how original concept of Zootopia included predators receiving restriction collars on their 18th birthday, and their parents tried to turn it into a big special event, not something sad and horrible Welp, in my AU it's real special alright
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Second version, think they go together nicely
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incognito-cactus · 4 days
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(thru gritted teeth) if only somebody needed to be rescued...
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incognito-cactus · 4 days
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incognito-cactus · 4 days
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Maggie Stiefvater, Shiver
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incognito-cactus · 5 days
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(Shhh, I didn’t mess up buying postage. You didn’t see anything 😭)
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incognito-cactus · 5 days
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Luke: No, Father, you can’t murder the technician just because he’s giving us a weird look ☹️
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incognito-cactus · 6 days
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sabédala is awesome when you lean away from viewing it as the healthy alternative for padmé and lean towards how deeply psychologically weird everything about it is. i love you inherent hierarchy i love you dog/handler dynamic i love you coexistence of romantic desire and sisterly devotion and straight up power imbalance i love you unhealthily losing your sense of self in another person i love you unequal investment
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incognito-cactus · 6 days
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tcw (2008) Anakin is actually the worst characterization of Anakin ever and actively does harm to the prequels and his arc but I don’t think yall are ready for that conversation
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incognito-cactus · 6 days
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I left my desk unattended for a few mins and my roommate Did Something TM to my Luke and Vader figures. What is she cooking…
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They can stay out of acrylic box jail for now *i guess*
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incognito-cactus · 7 days
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by spirithiker
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incognito-cactus · 7 days
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The fact that all my irl Star Wars friends are PT + Legends fans is crazy cuz what the hell are you guys talking about
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incognito-cactus · 7 days
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Leave it all down here. It's future rust and it's future dust. // Spanish Sahara by Foals
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incognito-cactus · 7 days
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Luke Skywalker in Return of the Jedi
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incognito-cactus · 7 days
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I have a gig in academic publishing. A few days ago, I pulled up at the office with my keys, but could not for the life of me insert it into the lock, no matter the angle! So I called the previous chief editor (my friend) for help, and he just inserted the key into the lock and opened the door???
The office deemed that I am unworthy 😔
if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.
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incognito-cactus · 7 days
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Little kiddo Luke playing "duck, duck, goose" with other kids on the playground, and calling out "duck" ad nauseum Everyone else is confused and kids are complaining, while Anakin explains to other parents, that his child wants everyone to be ducks, because ducks are nice, and doesn't want anyone to be a goose, because geese are evil incarnates People give him and the boy questioning looks, while Anakin himself looks like this is absolutely normal and reasonable
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incognito-cactus · 7 days
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All of the original Darth Vader actors are now gone.
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incognito-cactus · 7 days
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hello star wars nation i come bearing gifts
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