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nothing more humiliating than misusing a word because i was remembering its etymological origin and not its contemporary meaning. like damn i guess this would've been really useful 700 years ago.
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Carnelian stamp seal featuring a kitty, Minoan, 1900-1600 BC
from The Metropolitan Museum of Art
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Love the 2300+ year tradition of humans putting our drinks in goofy little animal cups.

Bull-head rhyton, terracotta, Apulian, South Italy, ca. 330 BCE; Cow mug, ceramic, US American, 2024.
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Do i know Backgammon? Isn’t that the guy who killed his daughter to start the trojan war or something?
#ancient greece#ancient rome#classics memes#greek mythology#tagamemnon#pjo memes#roman mythology#classical mythology#greek myth memes#history memes
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“Falling in love with a God is not a death sentence. The story is only a tragedy if the God loves you back.”
— Nathaniel Orion G. K.
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Apollo:
“Falling in love with a God is not a death sentence. The story is only a tragedy if the God loves you back.”
— Nathaniel Orion G. K.
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forever and always insane about the fact that haunting means "heimsuchen" in german which literally translates to "homeseeking". a haunting is a search for a home you can never return to
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YOURE TELLING ME BROMIUS WAS A CANONICAL EPITHET OF DIONYSOS
#ancient greece#classics memes#ancient rome#greek mythology#pjo memes#roman mythology#dionysus#dionysian#dionysos#zagreus#classical mythology#history memes#greek myth memes#tagamemnon
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you think you’re waiting for love to find you when in reality it has saved you in a thousand different ways since the sun rose today
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Asclepius, about to be struck down by Zeus for being so good a doctor he could revive the dead:
Being a med student is like destroying you own body so you can save other people's body.
#ancient greece#ancient rome#classics memes#greek mythology#pjo memes#roman mythology#classical mythology#greek myth memes#history memes#tagamemnon
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Manwhore maenad manslaughter
(Also called bacchuscore)
#tagamemnon#museums#greek myth memes#greek mythology#greek gods#ancient greece#ancient greek#ancient rome#roman empire#rick riordan#roman mythology#classics memes#mythology and folklore#classical mythology#incorrect mythology#pjo hoo toa#pjo memes#percy jackson
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Bidet-douche
Babaganoush
And as Freddie mercury once said, scaramouche
Brain lobotomy
Gays be bottoming
And the straights need never again talk to me
whole pussy out
dirt in my mouth
sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south
bone removal
without approval
i found your name and address on the google
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Venus and Love(detail) 1554. Lambert Sustris
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Chain kuli ki main kuli
Chain khuli thi, melancholy 😔
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Goniochromism (iridescence). Not to be confused with the link in park song or brockhampton album I am exclusively in charge of the natural phenomenon
What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what
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Yesterday I almost cried because my baby cousin ran up to my grandmother and was like. “Ha! Buhbuh ba ha.” And she said okay you want to show me something? And he led her over to the garden patch and crouched down and pointed at rocks and plants and was like. “Ah. Habah ba ah” as she listened attentively.
And I was like that happened 1,000 years ago. Probably 10,000 years ago. Maybe 100,000. The youngest human in a group went to the oldest one and said to the best of their ability “come see.” And the adult went.
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