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no one chooses to jump for sanity
literally what is sanity </3
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Everyone on noob level has worms in their guts from eating raw meat
#parkour civilization#ask#parkour civilisation#parkciv#id doubt the worms would live very long (comedy)
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In omegaverse civilization , noobs are omegas pros are betas and masters r alphas . the champion is usually a superr alpha (i forgot the fucking name . wtf is a super alpha called z )
the REAL reason theirs so mucj parkour yaoi is bcuz evbos an omega and emf and seawatt are both alphas . thank you .
#what in the focaccia is this ask LMFAO#congratulations on getting posted#parkour civilization#ask#parkour civilisation#emf#seawatt#omegaverse#crazy
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I'd argue seawatt/emf is yuri
in parkour civilisation, mavbo is in fact yuri
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Me and my bro hc that Seawatt got his brewing stands from his parents
probably stole them
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beefpilled jumpmaxxing
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Evbo has like reverse scurvy. He starts eating well in the pro level and immediately gets sick. His body just isn't used to food that's seen the inside of a furnace
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seavbo yuri, mavbo gay, they both go a long long way
still the people who send asks, must read first what thine blog say
for if they read the "headcanons", and not the prior "bad"
we will all laugh lots at them, and they will be big sad
i LITERALLY COULD NOT have said it better this is gold
#THERES MY PINNED I GUESS HAHAHAH#seavbo#mabvo#parkour civilisation#parkciv#parkour civilization#evbo#seawatt#mavbo#ask#not a hc
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if you're straight you're doomed to die
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there's gossip about whatever the fuck is happening with emf, evbo and seawatt
wonder what's going on between them. probably not yaoi
#i dont know man#/silly#parkour civilisation#ask#parkour civilization#evbo#seawatt#master friend#evbo's master friend#mavbo#emf#seavbo
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champion has starvation kink
you're so funny
#OH MY GOD THIS ESCALATED HAHAHAHAHAH#SORRY THIS IS REALLY FUNNY#parkour civilization#emf#evbo's master friend#master friend#parkour civilisation#ask#suggestive#i guess
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I didn't spell headcanons wrong on my blog name nooooo what are you talking about I know there's no double 'n'...
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y'all are so funny sometimes
Seawatts jewelry has amethyst in it
like suncatchers that he thinks will lure evbo in autistic style
#ask#seawatt#evbo#seavbo#parkour civilization#remember that this is a BAD hc blog#we are doing SILLY things here okay
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i love this but is someone going to tell them that this is a BAD headcanons blog HAHAHHA
Seawatts jewelry has amethyst in it
like suncatchers that he thinks will lure evbo in autistic style
#i got so confused too like#“wait this isnt the person who sent the ask in??? anyways”#guys lets be nice to eachother and not correct eachothers' asks#I'm looking at you#also REMEMBER TO READ THE BLOG??? LMAO???#also it's just good etiquette not to. just send in your own#not a hc#NOT ME RBING THIS TO THE MAIN. DEAD BRO DEAD.
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Seawatts jewelry has amethyst in it
like suncatchers that he thinks will lure evbo in autistic style
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even greetings are in parkour.
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in parkour civilization, no one can agree on if its spelled civilization or civilisation
-@backwards360
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