in-parkour-civilisation

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no one chooses to jump for sanity

literally what is sanity </3

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Everyone on noob level has worms in their guts from eating raw meat

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In omegaverse civilization , noobs are omegas pros are betas and masters r alphas . the champion is usually a superr alpha (i forgot the fucking name . wtf is a super alpha called z )

the REAL reason theirs so mucj parkour yaoi is bcuz evbos an omega and emf and seawatt are both alphas . thank you .

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I'd argue seawatt/emf is yuri

in parkour civilisation, mavbo is in fact yuri

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Me and my bro hc that Seawatt got his brewing stands from his parents

probably stole them

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beefpilled jumpmaxxing

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Evbo has like reverse scurvy. He starts eating well in the pro level and immediately gets sick. His body just isn't used to food that's seen the inside of a furnace

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seavbo yuri, mavbo gay, they both go a long long way

still the people who send asks, must read first what thine blog say

for if they read the "headcanons", and not the prior "bad"

we will all laugh lots at them, and they will be big sad

i LITERALLY COULD NOT have said it better this is gold

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if you're straight you're doomed to die

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there's gossip about whatever the fuck is happening with emf, evbo and seawatt

wonder what's going on between them. probably not yaoi

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champion has starvation kink

you're so funny

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I didn't spell headcanons wrong on my blog name nooooo what are you talking about I know there's no double 'n'...

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y'all are so funny sometimes

Seawatts jewelry has amethyst in it

like suncatchers that he thinks will lure evbo in autistic style

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i love this but is someone going to tell them that this is a BAD headcanons blog HAHAHHA

Seawatts jewelry has amethyst in it

like suncatchers that he thinks will lure evbo in autistic style

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Seawatts jewelry has amethyst in it

like suncatchers that he thinks will lure evbo in autistic style

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even greetings are in parkour.

H[_]! ↺H

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in parkour civilization, no one can agree on if its spelled civilization or civilisation

-@backwards360