I should be doing something productive right now... instead I'm indulging in my latest obsession / Enby / Queer AF / Currently obsessed with: The Magnus Archives, Our Flag Means Death, Good Omens, D&D, Drag Kings
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DMs will spend 2 seconds naming an NPC that the players decide to adopt into the party for the remainder of the campaign
writers will spend 3 hours naming a character that shows up for 2 seconds
#and that’s how fartbuckle captured our hearts with his heroism#dnd#d&d#dungeons and dragons#ttrpg#ttrpg community#dm problems#dungeon master#dungeon master problems#fartbuckle
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#house md#gregory house#greg house#Greg house injecting T like he pops Vicodin: with no regard to medical guidelines
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color theory final
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Finally ,we got a desperate les and a messy bisexual man
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arcane s2 act one be like
“mlm situationship so bad you become god”
“wlw situationship so bad you become a dictator”
#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane s2#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayce x viktor#vi x caitlyn
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guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol
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nothing sadder than a woman writer who writes women like she hates them
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if you ever feel incompetent just remember that Dracula was a military leader who graduated from wizard school and yet his best plan to break into a house was to throw a wolf through a window
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things jon missed while stalking his colleagues:
the fact that sasha had been half lined up for gertrude's job and how that would be a pretty good murder motive
the discrepancy between elias's hiring in 1991 and how he said he was working as a filing clerk in 1972
tim's brother's mysterious disappearance/death directly preceding his change in careers
martin's real age and literally any of his academic or employment history
conclusion: he's bad at this <3
#tma#tma s5#jonathan sims#john sims#jarchivist#sasha james#martin blackwood#tim stoker#elias bouchard#the magnus archives#the mag pod
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This is a lesbian sex party invitation from 1970s San Francisco. I love that it has coffee stains on it, like it was left out on a table for a while.
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I think every film critic review needs a footnote called the “fun-o-meter” where they ignore everything they said in the previous paragraphs and have to answer objectively. put it on a scale. good good to bad good to bad good to bad bad. for example. did venom get a 30% on rotten tomatoes? yes. but watching sweaty tom hardy sit in a fish tank and eat a live lobster was VERY fun. some movies aren’t meant to win awards. they’re just meant to be a hoot n a holler
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God GOD okay one of the things about Martin Blackwood that makes me wanna chew through drywall is that I'd argue that by the time we first hear from him directly he's just come off of the worst experience of his life. I don't mean "worst experience of his life FOR NOW" I mean the worst experience of his life happens before he's even introduced properly. Everything we hear from him in five seasons is not him experiencing progressively more severe horrors it's him Going Through It but none of it being as bad as those two weeks. On a large scale yes the apocalypse is worse but at least he has someone to hold his fucking HAND. season 4 is more prolonged but even though he's isolating and mourning he actually has some agency and choice in the situation. Those two weeks he describes trapped by Jane Prentiss are such a potent combination of isolation, actively being threatened by what used to be a person with being fucking EATEN ALIVE BY WORMS, passively being threatened with starvation, complete powerlessness, and the acute knowledge that (seemingly) not one goddamn person gives a shit about what's happening to you and it's going to get you killed. Like. I truly think that is a rock bottom after that there really is no where to go but up.
Tldr; Martin going through the two weeks trapped in his flat by Jane Prentiss was so incredibly awful that his fear button broke and that's why he gets to be a bit of a cunt to every avatar he meets for the rest of the podcast 💖
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