Alyssa - 28 - FR - Slytherin - INTJ - Chaotic Evil - Gemini
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Pierre Niney as Edmond Dantès & Anaïs Demoustier as Mercédès Herrera The Count of Monte-Cristo / Le Comte de Monte-Cristo (2024) dir. Matthieu Delaporte & Alexandre de La Patellière
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told my mom my feet are cold & all my wool socks are dirty & she said “how about THESE” and pulled out of her pocket a pair of wool socks that apparently took 3rd place in the Delaware State Fair, which I know because the ribbon is still attached
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In King Ludwig II’s defense, if I had basically infinite discretionary funds, was accountable to absolutely no one, and was king of a country full of picturesque landscapes, you couldn’t stop me from building myself a big gay fairytale castle on a mountaintop either.
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cloth fibers ranked by how much sense they make to me
wool. the most sensible and natural fiber. wool is hair from meaty, not very bright animals. I have hair, meat and did not excell in school, so I relate and understand this best
cotton. Cotton is made from plants, but don't be scared yet. these plants are basically small sheep for they are wooly and have hard seeds in them like how sheep are wooly and have hard bones inside them
silk. I was fairly terrorized as a child by caterpillars that made massive silk tents in mulberry trees. We came in into conflict because both of us liked to eat mulberries and climb mulberry trees and also because they liked falling out of the tree upon my person. this was distressing for me for various reasons primary amongst them was that I had been told by the wisdom of my peers that if one of them bit me I would die. anyway I believe that silk comes from caterpillars because I have seen it I have witnessed it I have lived it
linen. bizarre. have you watched videos of people turning flax into fibers? I have watched video after video of flax being transformed from plant to linen and none of it makes any sense. One moment, it's a plant and then if you comb it enough it becomes hair. utterly incomprehensibe witchcraft
PLASTIC? PLASTIC? PLAstic??????
spandex. incomprehensibe. uncontainable. might as well be string theory to me.
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every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me
just give me the top result please
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archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another
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putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer
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Then the heart of Éowyn changed, or else at last she understood it. And suddenly her winter passed, and the sun shone on her. 'I stand in Minas Anor, the Tower of the Sun,' she said; 'and behold! The Shadow has departed! I will be a shieldmaiden no longer, nor vie with the great Riders, nor take joy only in the song of slaying. I will be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren.' And again she looked at Faramir. 'No longer do I desire to be a queen,' she said. Then Faramir laughed merrily. 'That is well,' he said; 'for I am not a king.'
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003, dir. Peter Jackson)
The Return of the King by J. R. R. Tolkien (published October 1955)
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1824 Eduard Friedrich Leybold - Potrait of a young elegant lady, three-quarter length, in a red dress with an embroidered shawl, standing in a landscape
(Private collection)
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"If I wasn’t listening then the gods were listening. It’s all the same. I have no feelings for you either way. I could kill you for your talk of betrayal but I am sick of betrayal. I have known betrayal all my life. Every man Ive ever known has betrayed me. Now most women have betrayed me. What am I supposed to think?"
lagertha in season five of vikings // 5.04 - the plan
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Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

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