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lawrence dimick really said with his whole chest “you push that woman / man thing too long and it gets to you after a while” and we’re supposed to believe that he’s heterosexual??

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nsfw freddy newandyke headcanon

freddy seems like the type of bf to steal ur vibrator to use on himself lol he would try it once because he wants to know what the big deal is, how does it really feel that good. so he steals it from your drawer one day while getting off and oH Fuucck… having something vibrating on his cock makes him moan in the sluttiest way.

anytime u cant find ur toy u know to check in freddys drawer. he doesnt think u know. you’ve heard him though. christ everyone in the building probably has

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don't call me kid, don't call me baby look at this godforsaken mess that you made me

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Freddy Newandyke Headcannon

Being your Boyfriend on Superbowl Sunday…

Fluff/Smut

(This is the first time I’m posting something like this i hope you like it, these are just some things I’ve been thinking of. Contains sexual content, don’t like don’t read)

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-was going to hang with holdaway and some other guys from work to watch the game but plans didn’t work out

-freddy doesn’t care all that much, he isn’t all that into sports. he knows the basics of football and uses his knowledge to impress you

-he doesn’t even have to buy snacks because all the food in his apartment is junk food anyway

-he’d bring home cases of beer he had planned to drink with the guys and the two of you would slam them down on his couch, his arm drapped over your shoulders

-giggling together at all the commericals

-you both get way too drunk, mostly for the hell of it

-the sun has set and the only source of light is the glow of the tv, you cant help but stare as he tilts his head back to finish off another bottle

-he notices your eyes aren’t on the game, “bored, hm?” he says

-you end up making out for a half hour, completely ignoring the game. you’re all the other can think about

-you’re both pretty drunk so its quite a sloppy make out session, your tongues swirling and teeth clanking. pretty soon hes got you against the arm rest, hes on top of you, grinding, but keeps kissing you deep hhhh

-he ends up fingering you then u give him a blowy hehe

-honestly this makes him feel like more of a man then some stupid football game

-anyway when asked anything about the game he obviously has no idea what happened he just tells the guys he got wasted lol

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I have to know your opinion on Steve Buscemi's character in Spy Kids 2

im gonna be honest i haven’t seen that movie since i was like 7 and i only ever saw it like once i dont even remember him being in it. i only know of that role because my irl recognized him and knew that famous quote. ill probably go back and watch it one day tho

(on a side note the reason i only ever saw spy kids once is because i didnt have cable for very long growing up. however there was this one basic atena chanel we had that played movies all the time i remember my grandmother used to put it on all the time and thats how i discovered steve buscemi. she fell asleep and i was watching GHOST WORLD AT 8 YEARS OLD while everyone else was watching spy kids and monster inc…)

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superbowl sunday got me thinkin of some freddy newandyke hcs… may post later hm

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i respect those people who have sideblogs for all their different interests, if you follow me, you’ll just have to accept you’ll be submitted to whatever nonsense i’m into at the moment

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Reservoir Dogs Behind The Scenes Polaroids that stay on my mind.

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recently scavenged my hard drive for my favorite steve buscemi photo ever. found it. now it is here for you 

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Tim Roth & Naomi Watts as Peter & Amy Edgar LUCE (2019) dir. julius onah

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repeating mistakes that I know I shouldn’t

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just as a general reminder

learn how to fact-check for yourself, cause soon enough, most online sources won't be reliable

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meteorites found on antarctica

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<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

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Извините, девочки, вот он мой краш 😍