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Dusting off this blog because 1) I LOVE this design, and 2) I felt it necessary to share my own MLP reindeer OC, Sugar Cookie

It is criminal that there aren’t more MLP Reindeer sonas/ocs out there. Looks like I gotta take matters into my own hands! Especially with Christmas coming!

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workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap

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after sonic-for-real-justice regular tumblr drama just doesn’t impress me anymore. even if everything was fabricated it was still so good. it was like watching a real reality show unfold, and now everything pales in comparision. like yeah, stealing human bones and using them for witchcraft is pretty bad, but it’s nothing compared to what happened to mod silver?

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By The Jenkins

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woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

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So now there’s a Wall of Moms, Wall of Dads, and Wall of Vets. The allyship is real in Portland. ✊🏽

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hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.  

every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children. 

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I know this blog has been a little dead for a while, but good news, world! I’m doing commissions again!! Help me build up funding for when I move 14 hours away from home next year — or at least a reblog would be cool, too!

I do stuff for a lotta fandoms — Danganronpa, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, etc. — but I’ll do stuff for (almost) any fandom, really! Please look over the comm sheet and let me know if you’re interested in purchasing work from me! :)

(If you wanna see more of my work, I recommend popping over to my Twitter to see more!)

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fucking lol

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man sharkboy and lavagirl sux

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i am the ceo of extremely niche memes

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WARPSTAR WEDNESDAY

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1) think about baseball stats 2)

think…

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so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to

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im sitting in peoples laps instead of chairs once this is over and if anyone ever again mentions online meetings or microsoft teams im dissolving their nailbeds in straight acid