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still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing
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art by J. C. Leyendecker (1910s to 1930s)
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i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE
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convinced no one actually reads posts on here
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“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.
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those orange sodium street lights are genuinely more important & valuable contributors to society than any celebrity or other notable public figure to me
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Remember how last year, there were people trying to convince us that laughing at the Oceangate mfs getting pulverised under the sea makes you a bad person. Lol. LMAO
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all my organs are continuously exploding 24/7. every day when i get home i love nothing more than to pull all my eyelashes out as quickly as possible
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tumblr's fundamental purpose is to facilitate the sharing of saint sebastian art between women with beautiful and ornate mind palaces. everything else is downstream from this
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"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time
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