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"im gonna kill myself" [remembers that suicide jokes scare my loved ones] "and im taking you with me!"
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girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.
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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3
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this grave keeper edible aint shit
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VEEP (2012 - 2019)
Season 5 | Episode 9
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its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors
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Preach I guess
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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????
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gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog
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'you have x many followers' those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.
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How I found out about trump getting shot
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