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#25

Alban: What does 'take out' mean?

Yugo: Food.

Sonny: Dating.

Uki: Murder.

Fulgur: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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#24

Fulgur: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

Fulgur, emphasizing he's a cyborg: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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#23

Yugo, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo...

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#22

Uki: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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#21

Uki, pointing: May I sit there?

Fulgur: That's my lap.

Uki: That doesn't answer my question, Fulgur.

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#20

Fulgur: I was arrested for being too cool.

Sonny: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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#19

Uki: How's the sexiest person here~?

Fulgur: I don't know, how are they~?

Uki, flustered: I-

Alban, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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#18

Fulgur, while killing 2 people at once in Valorant: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation!

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#17

Uki: I just ended a four year relationship.

Yugo: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Uki: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Sonny and Alban fighting from across the room*

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#16

Sonny: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Alban: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Fulgur?

Fulgur: Probably “road work ahead”.

Uki: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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#15

Uki: Would you stab your husband in the leg for 10 million gold?

Fulgur: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Yugo: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Alban: Good thinking!

Fulgur: Let's stab Alban instead.

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#14

Uki: Fulgur and I are having a baby.

Yugo: That's gre-

Uki, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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#13.1

Yugo: Self-care is treating yourself to some milkshake.

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#13

Fulgur: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Uki: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap.

Sonny: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Alban: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Fulgur: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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#12

Sonny: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Uki: Shit.

Fulgur: Wait, three?

Sonny: Yeah?

Alban : OH MY GOD YUGO FELL OFF!!!

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#11

Sonny: Fulgur isn’t answering their phone.

Uki: I’ll call.

Sonny: Alban, Yugo and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Fulgur: Hello?

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#10

Yugo: Why is Fulgur so sad?

Alban: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes.

Yugo: And...?

Alban: He got Vox.