The self-indulgent dribble of a full-time procrastinator with entirely too much time on her hands (of which very little goes to sleep).
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So it turns out I don't know how to self-care
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So what do you do when someone falls in love with you and you don't feel the same???
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I stop posting on Tumblr for the stupidest reasons. First because I was anxious about moving. Then because my cat died. It’s so stupid. I’m still here looking at things, my brain’s just decided I can’t reblog when I’m sad.
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It would figure that my last post before getting the call my cat had died would be the one saying I like pets more than people.
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I relate to Newt Scamander on a spiritual level because I too cannot make eye contact and I love my pets more than people
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i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks
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sirius orion black’s initials are sob which is incidentally what I want to do when I think of his death
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The new Fake AH Crew poster is so badass!!
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This Polish commercial is the purest thing I ever seen in my entire life.
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
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Walnuts are a good thing to add to brownies if you want them to be both worse tasting AND much more likely to accidentally kill someone.
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shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
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