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platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

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lowkey i just killed all innocents

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A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let's also take fuel efficiency into account.

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sorry to keep harping but the thing is. like. people pretty much universally have profoundly complex and richly textured lives outside of the internet. like everyone you'll ever meet will have their share of complicated relationships, personal struggles, identity issues, et cetera. and these people will likely have deep inner lives and senses of self that an outsider is not easily privy to yk. but then you get all these Posters with a superiority complex who log into the fandom blogging website, see a fandom blogger blogging about fandom, and for some reason forget that other human beings have a rich inner world and assume that this little niche interest site somehow represents the totality of the fandom blogger's life and that they can deduce some sort of damning portrait of a Life Consumed by Media from the fact that they sometimes blog about fandom on the fandom blogging website. and then they make stupid ass posts like the aforementioned. it's so pretentious and self important and mean spirited with zero substance. Banished to the salt mines for 10000 years

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boss makes a dollar I make a dime. we work together in the US mint

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chart of my age over time

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check it out. im in the house.

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Thank you everyone with pronouns in bio, pronouns in bio is huge for girls with memory issues, you are saving me so many hours of anxiety and uncertainty by just having pronouns in bio.

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i hate magicians because when i was seven i was watching a magician perform during my friend's birthday party and he did this one trick where he would take a black statuette and a white statuette, cover them each with a cloth, and then lift the cloths off to reveal that they were in separate places. and i thought i had figured out the trick so i yelled to the magician that the back sides of the statuettes were painted with opposite colors and he was just turning them while they were covered by the cloth. and the biggest, shit-eatingest grin spread across his face as he turned the statuettes to reveal that the back halves were painted yellow and red. everyone clapped and cheered and he bowed like five times. to this day i dont know how he pulled that shit off and every time i'm reminded of it i get a brain hemorrhage from pissing myself off real bad

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Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.

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Wild coyote on the roof of a bar, Queens, NY. March, 2015. via

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i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery

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february 28th? whats next, february 29th?

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Is he "female socialized" or is he just a standard flamboyant sensitive artsy gay dude who would honestly be indiscernible from any other fem gay guy if you didn't see him as a walking vagina first and foremost.

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we’re all in agreement that it’s better Dinah knew what exactly she was asking of Taylor from the moment she wrote the notes, right?

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this has me in tears btw

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Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually