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Bro, I only play these games. I have over 200 hours on Sims and over 300 hours on Minecraft. I only recently started playing stardew, so I only have 140 hours, you know?
#stardew valley#minecraft#sims 4#im super dead inside#im super gay#haley is my wife#sdv#ea games#mojang#HALLLLLLEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
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I love valka, but she can go suck it
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Thank you @wagon-and-sword and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!
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What do you think goes on in Astrids mind when Hiccup is about to die?
#i mean like#when he almost died in the first movie#and like when he was stuck in the ice in the 2nd#or falling from the sky in the 3rd#hiccstrid#httyd
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!
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This is going to be a modern AU for hicctrid where they're gonna be highschoolers
Enemies to lover type thing
Hiccup was already late for school, As per usual though. Now, Hiccup was always late for school. His dad is at work by 5:00 A.M. Hiccup has to be up at 6 A.M
Hiccup is arriving at school and the bell already rang, but he still spots his only friend, Fishlegs.
"Hiccup! We're late, come on!" Fishlegs yells to Hiccup.
"I know, I know! Sorry, I slept threw my alarm!" As Hiccup says this back, he sees in the distance, Astrid who is always early, run into the school doors.
"Did you see that?" Fishlegs starts "Asrid Hofferson, late to class! Wow, that's new."
"Well, there's a first for everything!" Hiccup says in response.
As Hiccup and Fishlegs walk into the building, they hear a yelling from a distance.
"What do you want, Snotlout? I want literally nothing to do with you."
"Babe~ come on~ you know you want me, I mean, look at me! I'm everything anyone wants! And you're the hottest girl-"
That's all that Hiccup can hear before he hears a giant SLAP. Hiccup, looks around for Fishlegs, but Fishlegs had already gone to class.
Hiccup slowly sneaks closer. He knows he should get to class, but he's already passed every class with A+'s. Not like Stoick would care. All he cares about is leading as mayor.
Yes, Hiccup is the mayor's son. Why doesn't he have more friends? Well, as people knew him he was a massive disappointment.
Anyway, Hiccup looks over the corner and he sees Astrid's back, and snotlout holding his cheek
"Now you know not to harass anyone, Snotlout. You can't just make a girl- or boy say yes when they already said no!"
That girl really is scary, buuttttt she is pretty. The most pretty girl in school if Hiccup would say so. Astrid used to be friends with Hiccup. When they were in elementary school. But since Astrid got more and more popular, she stopped hanging out woth Hiccup for good. So Hiccup's only friends are Fishlegs and Toothless, his black cat.
He was so lost in thought he didn't even notice Astrid turning around and seeing him "what are you looking at, fishbone?" She says, in a way that just makes you want to bow down and just worship her.
"Uummm, I'm just gonna go now-" he starts to say, but Astrid was faster.
"Oh no you don't," she starts. She grabs his shirt and pulls him closer. "Why are you out here?"
Astrid is 2 inches taller than him. She has these icy blue eyes and blonde hair that make her look like royalty. She's better at almost everything. Exept school. She is still failing scince ever since her and Snotlout started dating. She has since broken up with him. But he's still trying.
Hiccup stares at her blankly. "I'm taking a shit on the floor. I'm out cause I'm late Astrid. I'm most likely getting a detention. And since there are cameras in this hallway, you are probably as well." Hivcup says, sarcastically. Hiccup, you little shit.
Astrid is now having sudden realizations. She let's go and looks back at where Snotlout is, and walks off.
But before she can leave Hiccups sight, the loud speakers say, "Astrid Hofferson, to the office please." Astrid turns around.
"God's freaking dammit!!" (Yes double !!)
This is part one! I realized I made this really long, soooo parts it is!
Part two
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Yall should I make a fanfic? Like hiccstrid? Liikkkee...

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Just thinking about how Valka will never see this Hiccup

#she only saw her 20 year old son who was strong and everone knew he had good ideas and respected him#HTTYD#Why did everybody hate him#he was a cutey pie!#im totally convinced astrid had a crush on him since the beginning but was afraid and then he proved himself that he is awesome as heck#Hiccup and astrid#How to train your dragon
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Yes
sally jackson. reblog if you agree.
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reblog if you either eat at least one of the following:
toilet paper
drywall
pineapple on pizza
human skin
pussy
but no one is able to guess which
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Art Block doodles...
I started to watch Adventure times, but german Netflix only has 4 seasons...sigh...
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Facts
I have a fatal flaw called I go to the bookstore and see six of crows on the shelf and go "omg that's crazy I love that book" as if it's not like the Most popular book
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