imnotdepressedimbisexual

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how we feeling?

mercurys in gemini rn so if any of you guys need to talk hmu. 

its gunna be a busy month of astrology

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i mean this platform for me is mediocrely anonymous so props to me for that but I've been feeling really bottled up so form some beknownst reason I've been writing on Wattpad but it still doesn't feel right cuz like nobody is reading my stuff which is probably a good thing cuz there’s a couple that are really personal but i don't know why id publish them if I didn't want someone to read them so here i am posting my Wattpad to a platform where not a single one of my friends know my username

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hah my chapstick is nearly done

so if i dont get railed in a hottub then what even was this life

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people in the uk read my wattpad

lol

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oh

so you dont use tumblr?

PFFFT

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i am angry yall

ahhhahahhahahaha

im literally mad to the point i cant think of any words except uncontrollable laughter.

killing soemone is illegal but anything below the knees is a misdemeanour 

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so my friend was messing around and signed up for this chick called dawn anne so give him an astrology reading and i was taking the piss and i stalked the shit out of her and turns out shes done some messed u shit so take a look if u want

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GUYS IM like beyond sad

wtaf

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"I genuinely believe god will fuck me"

-Chris

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GIVE me those TITTIES

- some guy to his homies

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I think Satan is like binding with me

- some person

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That's not a dagger that's a spoon

- Mr dumface teacher

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My dog pissed on my skateboard

- steezy heel flip boi

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Football is a religion in my household

-me

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I wanna deepthroat

- some guy

[imnotdepressedimbisexual]

Gen Z Culture is

Watching a male student March the entire 3 hour practice in a skirt because he and others had overheard the band director talking shit about a female student who’s religion would not let her not wear a skirt