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Even after all these years, I’m still very haunted by that scene in Disney’s 1951 ALICE IN WONDERLAND where that Walrus tricks those cute little oysters into getting eaten. And now he’s president.

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Wellppp I can't be stopped. We're going to Disneyland in October. 🎃💀🕸🦇✨ It'll be my first time so it's going to be awesome. But don't worry Disney World will always be my home, forever and always. 🏰❤️

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i think about this a lot

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Can I just have a threesome with Jared Leto as the Joker and my boyfriend please? THXXXXX. 👅👅💦😍😍

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Guys. I want a castle.

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66 days until I’m there and I can’t wait another second 😩😩😩

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In a relationship, you need somebody who’s going to call you out, not somebody who’s going to let everything slide. You need somebody who doesn’t want to live without you, but can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one

one of my favorite quotes about relationships (via safeguards)

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My relationship with my followers

Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.

Followers:

Me:

Followers:

Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.

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I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

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