immortalamongyou

[immortalamongyou]

Ah, as tonight's "Parade of Planets" is well underway, upon which Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune shall be in perfect lineage, do channel the immense power of the universe unto you to the utmost degree...

[immortalamongyou]

Shan't you join me for the midnight matinée?

[immortalamongyou]

Ah, we do come to bond with our animalistic familiars all the same to the dear extent that we commit to guarding them as we do our humans likewise. Tis sent unto me by @justsamael666

[immortalamongyou]

Ah... when you're a being beyond mere mortal comprehension, such existentialism is par for the course for those unto whom you may grace. A funny sent by my dearest @justsamael666

[immortalamongyou]

Ah! Whilst the methods of the Old World are tried and true on the strongest amongst us, rather few devices are as devious as the colourful infliction bestowed unto the lot by LEGO blocks. Funny sent unto me by my dearest @justsamael666

[immortalamongyou]

Though one may feel a bit fitful with the process of his business, tis of utmost importance that he maintain his composure. As at times, the best solutions are found in the absence of bloodshed. At other times, a man must bear his teeth a bit... tis a balance to maintain indeed.

[immortalamongyou]

To stride unto adversarial territory with utmost purpose is to possess the intention to prosper, the likes of which such adversaries have not yet been exposed to, though shan't soon forget in the wake of the totality of your exercised power.

[immortalamongyou]

Ah... if only you lot knew what you were dealing with, perhaps you'd not be so bloody foolish. As your intentions have guided mine, and you shan't be well pleased in the least with the outcome bestowed unto you. The world shall be, though...

[immortalamongyou]

Ah... my precise courting criteria. The cause of death is open for discussion, though such does lend itself to a far more dramatic eternality, which I do quite fancy. Shall any of you be brave enough to court me? A most befitting funny sent unto me by my dearest @justsamael666

[immortalamongyou]

Ah, a fact about homosexuality in the Victorian era, hm? Though twasn't well accepted in the least, queer individuals found a way to live as themselves and evade persecution by speaking a developed lexicon known as Polari. Twasn't easy, though we always found a way... x.

[immortalamongyou]

Ah... only the finest of cuisines on offer for most convenient takeaway indeed. A most amusingly accurate funny sent unto me by my dearestly delicious main course chap @justsamael666

[immortalamongyou]

Though a considerable sum of cities do come to mind, I'll be damned shall I disclose them unto you. Such points are rather irrelevant anyway, as the lot of you Yanks shan't have your opinion and us Europeans shan't show disrespect to another's home. Funny sent by @justsamael666

[immortalamongyou]

Ah... now there's rhetorical entendre I'll drink to! A funny sent unto me by my @justsamael666

[immortalamongyou]

Do be certain to be the first to propose a toast at every socialisation, and if not such, at least raise your glass with utmost intention. For the man most gracious is most respected, and tisn't a thing more important to one's social standing than perceived gratuity. So, to that mark, noroc.

[immortalamongyou]

Ah, the weather outside is a most lovely wintery mix, overcast, and abysmal as you like. Tis right on time for our most lovely elevenses date. Do have your seat and we shall indulge, hm? x.

[immortalamongyou]

Do stride unto your socialisations with the same determination with which you'd stride unto business, as though the two are opposites in many ways, they both rely on refined optimism to prosper.

[immortalamongyou]

Ah! A most brilliant graphite portrait done by a dearestly talented mortal. Simply exquisite! x.