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A post shared by Jenny ✏️ (@jmelissa_illustration) on Oct 28, 2019 at 1:08pm PDT

Geometric self portrait 🌷🎨 Made using acrylic paints onto canvas board. Reckon it took me a couple weeks to complete this beauty 💛

Super fun but long process & technique:

Step 1: sketch outline.

Step 2: place masking tape over selected section.

Step 3: using sponge, dab on layers of mixed acrylic paint until no canvas board is visible underneath.

Step 4: remove masking tape and move onto next section. Repeat until complete.

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A post shared by Jenny ✏️ (@jmelissa_illustration) on Oct 25, 2019 at 1:32pm PDT

First ever Art IG post and also one of my favourite pieces. I love space more than earth lmao take my away 🪐🌛🌚🌟 - Made using black and white Gouache paint on acrylic paper 📝

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Okay but when Cristina was taking about the animals fighting nearby but then said she realised they were fighting over Lexie‘s body... yeah, that was chilling and truly disturbing and I’m not okay

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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

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Frankie Jonas watching his brothers start their band up without him again even though he’s old enough now:

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girl character in a movie: *has a mental breakdown*

me:

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a little autobiographical piece about the internet

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got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

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if im gonna be famous i want to be flo rida famous. this man has three billboard hot 100 #1 hits and no one can name a single thing about him except for the fact that he is from florida. no annoying stans, no controversy. just radio friendly bops. this is the type of cryptic celebrity status i wish to achieve. he just pops up once every few years makes a hit song then goes back to wrestling alligators or recounting elections…..or whatever it is that floridians even do. he allegedly has a net worth of $30 million dollars and i dont even know what he looks like. has anyone ever seen a picture of this man??? no. can anyone of you even tell me his real name without googling it first??? no. all we truly know is that he likes them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur that she had on but we dont even know what HE was wearing in that situation do we??? this man has the right idea i respect you flo rida i really do

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John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

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“Why do you always want to be around me, Bhoot?" 

"Because you’re my best friend, Mowgli!" 

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Bhoot was tOO PURE FOR THIS FUCKING WORLD

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Just making painful memes for your new favorite underrated movie. ( That movie hurt me and I need a laugh, dammit.)

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Me while watching Mowgli: 

Me after watching Mowgli: 

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I’m trying very hard not to cry

Ok so, Mowgli on Netflix just ripped my Fucking Heart out so fast I didn’t even have a chance to Morn the loss. If you have seen the movie YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. GODDAMIT I KNEW THE HUNTER GUY WAS SCETCH CITY BUT THAT WAS CRUEL

HE DESERVED BETTER, HIS BEST FRIENDS LAST WORDS TO HIM WERE THAT IM NOT OK