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as a budding historian i would like to point out a glaring inaccuracy in bohemian rhapsody (2018): anthony j crowley, longtime friend of freddie mercury, DOESNT MAKE AN APPEARANCE??? get your facts right

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main acc check!!

i am way out of my depths

hi! my name is Noa and this is my main acc for ALLLLLLLLLLL my hyperfixations. my pronouns are she/her and i'm an asexual lesbian <3

i write fanfiction and dabble in fanart that i probably will never post. i love getting suggestions about what i should write!

but yeah! shoot me an ask if you're curious about anything.

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say it louder for the people in the back

aziracrow are both sooo sex-replused aces to me

i just cannot see those two interested in or enjoying sex tbh

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sooooooooooooooo ive been gone for a while. mental health has been no bueno this week. i just have to remind myself that crowley most definitely is the same way and is probably having screaming crying and throwing up listening to good old fashioned lover boy

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i think the whole 'don't do suicide' crowley bit in the show was just to offer advice for coping with the end of season 2

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Aziraphale: There are rocks where your tear glands are! Crowley: There are not! I can cry just fine. Aziraphale: Oh yeah? When have you cried? Crowley: In orchestra the cellos are literal shit, so when they stopped playing after an assessment I cried laughing.

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Good Omens Headcanons

Crowley

Aziraphale

Muriel

Beelzebub

Crowley’s literally always cold. He’s cold-blooded, and so unless it’s really hot (and they live in London, so this is rare), she’s just kind of freezing. 

Aziraphale, on the other hand, is always warm. He radiates heat, almost. This just makes Crowley love cuddling with him more.

Muriel would grow out their hair a bit and dye the ends of it dark blue with the help of Maggie and Nina as a way to declare independence from Heaven. They really love the look and decide that dark blue is their favorite color.

Beelzebub really, really did not want to execute Crowley. Though they’d never admit it, they grew to see Crowley as a really good friend amongst demons who couldn’t think for themselves to save their lives.

You know those projectors that project night skies onto ceilings? Crowley would absolutely get one just so that they could see the stars again, even if the projector was incredibly low quality and crappy. She tells no one.

Aziraphale published a book under a pen name featuring a gay romance entirely based on his relationship with Crowley while gay people were first really protesting for their rights (using a few miracles, of course. It wouldn’t have been published otherwise).

Muriel would take up drawing. They like to doodle little cartoons, and their art style is constantly changing. They show Crowley and Aziraphale their art sometimes, and they always praise them for it.

Beelzebub loves pop music. When people see them, it’s generally accepted that they would like rock or metal or alternative, but nope. They literally adore Taylor Swift’s music and would hum it under their ‘breath’ (they don’t breathe but whatever) constantly.

Crowley is strangely good with kids. She’s like a magnet- they all love him for whatever odd reason. They love them too, but he would never say it out loud. (I mean, those braids back when she had long hair had to come from someone, and it probably wasn’t Aziraphale).

The Metatron didn’t drug Aziraphale or anything, but Aziraphale avoids any similar drinks to the one the Metatron gave him because he associates them with being manipulated. 

Muriel LOVES cats. They find stray cats on the street and take them in, and they have to be stopped after five. They don’t know why they adore cats so much, but they love booping their noses. They have full conversations with them.

Beelzebub regularly makes changes to their appearance. The face shift was a pretty big one, but they like making smaller ones too. They like the change, the freshness that comes with it. 

When Crowley is female presenting, she gets cat called a lot. She responds by scaring the daylights out of whoever did it, using their worst fear against them in a way that they could definitely explain but nobody would believe. 

Aziraphale’s favorite feature on people generally are their eyes. Not in a window to the soul way, but just because he firmly believes that it’s impossible to have eyes that aren’t beautiful or interesting or pleasant. (He especially believes in this rule when it comes to Crowley).

Muriel loves to flip people off. They’re blissfully unaware of what it actually means, and Aziraphale is too kind (and also mischievous) to rid them of the joy that accompanies it. They get confused about the fact that Crowley cackles whenever they do it, though.

If you want someone to advocate body positivity, it’s Beelzebub. They genuinely believe that nobody is better or worse looking than anyone else. Except for most demons. Most demons are uglier in Beelzebub’s mind than everyone else (*cough cough* Hastur) and Beelzebub is not quiet about it.

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why do i feel like for years and years and YEARS before (and during!) the events of good omens, crowley was physically affectionate with aziraphale and aziraphale was physically affectionate back. crowley would be like "omg omg omg omg o" in his head over and over while it was happening unless he was super fucking tired or drunk off of his ass and aziraphale would be like "we're such good friends omg!!"

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A girl doesn't need therapy. She needs exactly two (2) things to happen, Six of Crows spin-off and Good Omens 3, that's it. Crops watered, skin cleared, resources replenished, full health restored.

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crowley in her woman eras my beloved

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crowley post divorce fic is here!! weekly updates ft. memes (and drawings maybe) will accompany them :)

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beelzebub and crowley should be besties. gabriel and aziraphale should not

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it's always i love you and never bcypawmbwtbawyawwfowwwmcytmhirfy

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ngl kinda thinking of writing a 20 chapter fanfic about crowley and his feelings about god... mommy issues?

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i absolutely believe that multiple artists over the years have heard crowley drunkenly rambling about something or other and have gotten inspiration for their songs from that

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i don't really put romantic labels on aziraphale because i think he's just into whatever tf crowley is doing

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david tennant's eyes always being WIDE open under the sunglasses is hilarious to me. like crowley's tryna be cool and chill but he literally can't see for shit so his eyes are just O O