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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
You really have lost control of your life.
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You: Dick Pics
Me, an intellectual: Portraits of Richard
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Gonna need extra help on making bills this month - I’ll need $300 in the next week so I’m opening ink sketch commissions. They’re done quickly on 5x8" sketch paper, usually have them done within 2 days of payment depending on queue and communication with the client. $30 for a single figure on each page. Add +$10 for shipping if you would like the original drawing. These are all for personal use, meaning, you won’t be reproducing it as shirts, stickers, band logos, whatever. Additionally I am selling originals. All above images (except the skeleton knight) are for sale. Several other pictures in my blog are also available. Any questions or to claim a commission or original drawing can be emailed to morgangrobles at gmail dot com. Please reblog. Thanks for your time.
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