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Do I ever

I just really want some Internet friends...

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My dog does that but he's not in love with me, he comes for my bed.

He hates me

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

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Today?

Did you mean 5 years ago?

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Is it weird to remember your kindergarten periods?

Yes because you shouldn't've had one.

Is it weird to remember your Kindergarten crush?

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When I was in kindergarten this girl was tickling me so I ran away, and my teacher got mad at me, and made me move my name from the happy sun to the stormy cloud on the behavior chart and I thought it was really unfair and that night was parent night and I was really scared everyone would think I was bad, and all I did was run away from an idiot who was trying to tickle me and I'm still actually really pissed about it and I think if I saw that teacher now I'd punch her in the face. The end.

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The most disappointing moment in my entire life was when Tamaki and Haruhi met in thin air in the last episode and fucking hugged. Like no man, you were supposed to kiss. I'm still worked up and it's been over a year, GOD!

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This is a million times too funny

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I'm not crying

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

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Anyone else notice all the couples look like they could be siblings?

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If my dog could talk i bet the first thing he'd do is tell me he's not a teddybear

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Yesterday I was playing Mario cart and it was really intense, but my mom and sister were in the room so I couldn't cuss, so I just started making these really awful noises instead and my mom looked at me like she was debating wether or not she should've had kids in the first place.

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If my hair looked like that, I'd get dressed ever yday

Day Out by hopefullymsdeppsoon featuring knit sweaters

Band of Outsiders knit sweater / 1921 skinny leg jeans / The Miss Molly - off-white Slouchy Button Down LEG WARMERS w/ Ivory… / Mango flat shoes, $115 / Barbour leather shoulder bag, $40 / White eyeshadow

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It's a coincidence really, cause me reading smut is a one time thing

Prompt: Niall is a victim of rough Zianourry sex…basically.

Warnings: sex, angst, trigger warning maybe?

A/N I will never write smut again, FYI. Enjoy this one-time occurrence. Enjoy xoxo.

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“Would you like to join us, Ni?” Harry asked softly to his sleeping boyfriend. The...

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That was the sound of my heart breaking

Prompt: Harry’s anorexic.

Trigger warnings: Eating disorder…obviously.

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Harry Styles was a sex god. There was no doubt about that. From the moment he stepped on that X Factor audition stage, girls were after him. From Rebecca and the other contestants to fans who watched the band...

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I'm not crying

"And One Of Your Inhalers Is In My Drawer."

Characters: Penny, mentions of Leonard

Rating: PG

Words: 762

Summary: A short piece inside Penny’s mind that first day that Leonard is gone. No spoilers for any unaired episodes.

Link to Fic

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Oh my god he's right!

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The Glass

When you say the glass is half full, you’re implying that it was never totally filled, that you were simply given half the amount you could’ve had. When you say its half empty you’re implying that it was once all the way filled;that you started with a full cup but used half.

When you think of it that way, which person is really the pessimist and which is the optimist?