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CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!

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for a series called "the last of us" they sure keep fucking making shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Incorrect, it's 1pm if you like tea

32 notes in an hour you fell off

its four in the morning

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It is so funny that you have 10 billion followers on this platform and yet you still cannot sell this lens that you have been trying to sell for ages

Such a surprise that my community of young adults are not in the market for a $1900 Sony E-mount lens. Half of my followers can't even read, man. Leave them be.

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guinea pigs are really funny because they seem to have no concept of forethought. if they want to do something they do it right then and there even if it makes no sense to anyone. especially if it makes no sense to anyone

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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

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Dick: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Bruce: You could of said literally anything else.

Dick: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Bruce: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random things. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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Small animal tries to do maths for the first time: immediately starts crying

bro 😭

WE GETTING HELP WITH MATH ON THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣

Update: she's in tears

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Hey wiki, it’s Halloween today, right?

IS IT??

YAYYYYYYY

CANDYYYYYY

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE

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Thoughts on Roblox Pressure?

Dont play roblox, never heard of this pressure thing

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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

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merry christmas and happy holidays to all, except those who have wronged me. I send no merriment your way.

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it's crispy eve

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As someone from England, I reccomend not, especially in the summer

I regret to inform you that I will be in England for a week this summer