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and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

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“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??” the hyped-up rock singer shouts at the wild crowd. suddenly everyone goes silent. one lone soul from near the back shouts back “no, we arent.” everyone else murmurs in agreement. the concert is over.

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“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

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Bonus:

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*seductively flips leg hair* 

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barca fans about the team; fuck suarez, when is valverde leaving, can someone please score, pique can run this country, fuck lets clone him to cover all positions, ter stegen and dembele- angels, does anyone got their shit together

barca fans about lionel messi; king, god, d10s, lord and saviour, endless heart eyes, not a single bad word, would take 300 bullets and a stab wound for him, even goat isnt good enough for him

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what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

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THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT

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When someone disses your music taste but you see them tweeting about how much they love your fav artist months later 

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having a gf is so ideal cuz u can just like ask for a hug and she’ll GIVE U ONE

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lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

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my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

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