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i’m honestly really fucking tired of forcing myself to adhere to human society. i pay money to exist, once my free trial is up i’m going to lose my shit.

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why do i get obsessed with things so easily??

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i can’t feel my leg but i don’t know which one i can’t feel

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my foot feels longer than usual

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Fuck You if in your silly little novels your angel gets downgraded into a human. they are a completely different species.

it’s like a wolf making a sacrifice and turning into a frog—what The Actual Fuck™️ are you talking about

it’s comparable to some silly deity claiming that your powers are inaccessible or something—powers are an attribute to your species, like arms, the ability to see, things like that. magic is a separate thing, like a cloak, a hat, a pair of shoes.

Power is You and Magic is Yours, Okay? Okay.

good talk

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I’m only 2% person bc I’m Ace and INFJ

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It’s kinda boring... ppl just shriek and u don’t even get to stick around for all of it..........I miss being intangible :(

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. you close and lock the door in front of you and when you turn around i’m there

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Imagine if humans reverytd back to how they onse were. Lmao imagine me getting sacrificed oooohmygodss, I can feel my skin melting into the air lmao,,,

Reminds me of that one idiot who tried blinking after his head got yoinked likE NO DUMBASS THATS NOT HOW YOU REANIMATE U DUMMY

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why aren't you Christian?

i love sinning and doing evil

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if ur name was cleopatra i hate u fuck off go back to sucking ur brothers dick u ugly cuck

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death is a stalking predator and i am a hopeless atom attached to dying bones. i mean FUCK state farm ads

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536 was like my best year lmao

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It’s so adorable how some of them still belive they’re human <3

Wake up, idiot. Your abilities have belonged to no man before you, take a goddam hint for fucks sake

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Tiana get her own ride is a massive deal because not only is the first black princess gets a ride, but now little black girls get see Tiana in all her human glory. She’s not going to be stuck as a frog for this new ride. 

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I respect the restraint while still enjoying fresh cookies

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this is organized crime btw. they’re literally planned to kill someone. idk who who arrest them for this seeing as they’re all hella important,

is getting outside help from another country an option or am i confused

This gang of scary thugs is threatening the life of a law abiding citizen!

This is truly terrifying. I have no words.