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my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

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.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

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I haven’t had sex in 4 weeks

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Hello, this is Chef John from Fooood Wishes.com with...

Dirty carrot and butter bread!

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pjacks idle animation in ttt2 where his left hand repeatedly opens and closes is fucking demented

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"My word is Law."

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https://www.blutonews.org/article/15

Bluto Made his teeth thin for no reason

bluto was wearing his favorite yellow hat when he saw nothing and there wasnt anything, but he still made his teeth thin for now reason, and his eyebrows got so close it looked like one eyebrow

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it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

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Szczerbiec - coronation sword that was used in crowning ceremonies of most kings of Poland from 1320 to 1764

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