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everyone likes lingerie unless its on their sons

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everyone likes lingerie until its on their daughter

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“The superior position, by the way,” Regulus informs Harry. “See, beaters are brutes, chasers are bastards, and keepers are boring, but seekers, Harry, are simply better.”  - Hide Your Fires, bizzarestars.

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Sucks that “sleeping together” refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

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Sirius: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Remus speed-run the five stages of grief as he realises that he still wants to fuck me.

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Sometimes, we need to accept that some ships are just better than all other ships, and that's Wolfstar.

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How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

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im a multishipper until you try to touch my babies ok.

james and lily? absolutely. lily and mary? adorable. james and regulus? grumpyxsunshine GOLD. regulus and barty? our favorite psychos. barty and evan? you know it's growing on me

but other ships instead of wolfstar????? like??? they're the only ones for each other argue w the goddamn wall

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Is it too much to ask

for someone to love me enough to reject Simeon Pettigrew??

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i don't know if bizzarestars and moonymoment are platonic or romantic.

and i don't want to know.

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“bella is a unique kind of crazy where you kind of have to admire her commitment to it.”

-sirius black attempting to explain his family to the marauders

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sirius is a "roxanne" to everyone but a "michelle" to remus.

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when sirius is annoyed, bored or sad he make whale noises

so does barty crouch jr, but he does mating whale noises,

and it weirdly turns evan on, and he hates himself even more for it.

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james: do u honestly think i like being a mother hen do you three idiots?

sirius:

remus:

peter:

james: okay yes, it’s like crack to me.

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sirius says the most idiotic thing which would get stuck in people's heads for weeks.

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sirius has a Sirius Black Grin™️

but a dog's smile

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😭 marauders fandom are we okay ??? Bullying fanfic writers for writing stories about fictional characters and ships ??? What in the- 👹

Some of y'all are PATHETIC like ??? WHY'S IT SO HARD TO JUST SCROLL PAST A FIC YOU DON'T LIKE???? WHY ARE YOU BULLYING INNOCENT WRITERS ?? like, do you have nothing better to do?

Lemme link some hobbies for you guys real quick :

- Knitting

- Learn French

- Bake a Cake

- And learn how to SHUT THE FUCK UP