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why is this the first time i've found out about Tsukihime Genderbend Manga. why can't i understand japanese. why has my life peaked at this moment

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Have played Shining Nikki for about two weeks and this game is even more unintentionally funny than Love Nikki. You're still constantly dressed like a mismatched clown, but this time you're also very earnestly doing a catwalk.

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I've been spending so much time reading umineko recently and I got to episode 5 last night. It has been SO long since I've had to stop what I'm doing to put together a meme

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Gets stalled, idiots

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Two sides of the same coin.

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Today I found out that if you hold down instead of pressing a unit, then it'll pop up with their unit data (not really that useful since you can do the same thing in the pause screen)

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yeah sure i'll put this on tumblr too

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Incorrect WMMAP

Diana: I'm giving up my life for the sake of our child, so please make sure to take good care of her.

Claude: Okay.

Claude: (names her Euthanasia)

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They're such weirdos, I love them (source: The Villainous Tyrant Has Returned)

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Sometimes a family is a hardboiled hitman in an animal onesie who is actually a third grader girl, a drunk seductress who is actually a 40 year old man with an obsession with being cool, and a crazy bloodthirsty kid who is actually a full grown woman and is being forced to do homework.

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If I was a mage in the dungeon meshi universe, I'd figure out how to enchant living paintings and then commission some artists to paint me a bunch of pictures of magnificent feasts. Then I'd rent out a gallery space and charge entry to my Magical Food Hall, where you can eat as much of anything you want and not experience any of the consequences. Think of the possibilities. I'm not just talking about calories and weight loss here. I'd have a painting of a bakery where gluten-free people can gorge themselves on bread and cakes and then leap out of the painting before the vomiting sets in. I'd have an ice cream parlor for the lactose intolerant. One painting is just called "The Allergen Feast" and is a table laden with things like nuts, soy products, shellfish, etc. I'd have a painting of a county fair with the most insane types of fried food imaginable. I'm planning an expansion, but first I gotta consult some religious experts to see if eating imaginary painted food that isn't kosher/halal is technically against the rules or not.

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for the next 2 weeks, episodes 1-3 of Stage of the golden Witch, the stageplay for Umineko, are free to stream on youtube!!!

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this is your reminder to read dungeon meshi!!!

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i would wanna go back if i was him