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This is my contribution to the meme. Warning for a slight jump in volume.

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if someone asks what my sexuality is, im just gonna show them this video

Darren Criss: Running Around

Late Late Show music guest Darren Criss shares a very special performance of "Running Around" featuring Este Haim, Charlene Kaye and The Pocket Queen.

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I close the tumblr app and then I open it again. Hotel california

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MILLIONS of people in Texas (350k in Dallas alone) have had no power in 24 hours because officials refuse to invest in our infrastructure or reusable energy. Some of my friends haven’t had power in 12+ hours. They are implementing “rolling blackouts” to conserve energy without a schedule or notice. Originally the blackouts were for 15-40 minutes but most people lose power permanently. During the COLDEST TEMPERATURES IN HISTORY IN THE STATE. Windchills in DFW yesterday got down to -20, if you were outside for more then 30 minutes you would get frostbite and hypothermia. Fort Worth is under a boil water mandate because their water treatment plant lost power. (Boil water without electricity). Grocery stores can not open, my friends and family are starving and freezing. People have made the dangerous trek to check into hotels only for the hotels to lose power. We’re having another storm Wednesday that could extend this into next week. Please share, the nation should know how Texas leaders have failed their citizens. We should all be pissed. We can do better. Texas is not okay.

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To those in Texas dealing with this shit show of a polar vortex, your friendly neighbourhood Canadian is here.

SO you've lost power and fucking freezing? First things first. You're going to grab literally every blanket and pillow and cushion you can find.

Grab some newspaper or other papery material, it's insulation.

Next, you're going to build yourself a motherfucking blanket fort. Keep it small but with enough space you won't feel like death.

Put the newspaper on the floor, put cushions and pillows, then your blankets. Build it up.

Any form of light source will also help (just please don't light anything on fire). Keep that there.

As for clothing, you need to layer it up. Keep moisture wicking material as a base, then build it up. You might look like the Michelan tire man or Pillsbury Dough Boy but you'll be warm.

If you have pets that are susceptible to the cold, put one of your shirts on them and bring them to the blanket fort.

KEEP YOUR TAPS DRIPPING SO THEY DON'T FREEZE.

DO NOT OPEN YOUR FRIDGE OR FREEZER UNLESS YOU HAVE TO. The temperature there will not protect your food enough.

If you have to go out at all, look for shiny patches on the road. That is black ice.

If you hit ice, don't panic, don't hit the pedals, lightly take your foot off the gas, steer into the skid to gain control again (do not over steer) and then straighten your wheel. Look where you want to go and then start slightly steering that way.

Pack clothes and blankets. Cardboard, shovel, and cat litter if you have it. This will help if you happen to get stuck.

IF YOU GET STUCK IN THE SNOW for the love of God do not just gun it. That will damage your vehicle and dig you into a bigger hole. You need to either wait for help or "rock" your vehicle. Hit the gas a little, then back off of it. Do this in a steady rhythm so that your car rocks. Rock with it.

Y'all can get through it. Stay safe my friends.

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How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

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It’s the Basic Ball!

A ball for the rest of the LGBT-cuties.

—A Black Lady Sketch Show 1x02

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I have this feeling that Mia is pregnant and they’re going to announce it tomorrow on Darren’s birthday... let’s see if I’m intuitive or not.

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Just want to say how proud of i am of america right now. Removing a dictator during a dictatorship is near impossible (typically it takes civil war or a death/ power vacuum) but for four years you’ve been fighting back and now you’re fighting a heavily rigged, horribly unfair election and not giving Trump that “landslide victory” dictators typically get. I want you to know that many of us across the world, see those 50/50 looking results and don’t see america as half and half but 30% cultists who were given an easy vote and 70% people who’s vote was very hard to get out (we saw the lines, we saw the fake ballotboxes) and often outright thrown away. We hear that more people voted for Biden than have ever voted for a candidate before. We see your judges fighting to have every vote counted and the diverse new congressfolks you’ve voted in. The narrative of a close race omits that one team had skates on a downhill road and the other had an obstacle couse littered with dirty needles, fences to break through, barbed wire to crawl under and rabid dogs blocking the way.

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2020 in review: january, february, march, march, march, march, march, april, mayjunejulyaugustseptemberoctober, november 1, november 2, november 3, november 3 part 2, november 3 part 3, november 3 part 

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ok let's see what's been posted since I last watched youtu-

BARBIE?? SAID BLM?? WHAT HELL YEAH WHAT