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mc dialogue options that give me whiplash

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Breaking news, local marine biologist absolutely fucking hates his job

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he

i need him so bad.

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Asmo: You know, Lucifer gives Mc flowers every day. I wish you'd do that too.

Solomon: Okay.

*Later, the same day*

Solomon: *gives Mc flowers*

Mc: ???

Asmo: ???

Solomon: I don't know, I'm confused as well

Lucifer: Do that again and I will end you.

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ITS HIM!!!$$!$!!!$!!.&$;

ITS THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE BELOVED SIMEON!!

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Sweet revenge 🍨

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For the great Mammon nothing is impossible

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WHO JUST LETS LEVI LOOK THIS GOOD?

LEVI IS FLAWLESS ALWAYS.

LIKE HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO ALWAYS LOOK GOOD????

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this must be said

Leviathan is so pretty and babygirl

and breedable

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Why is he so….

why is he so.. babygirl

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Mammon, texting Lucifer: Lucifer, there’s a moth on the outside of my door. Can you get rid of it?

Mammon: Oi, hurry! It’s freakin me out!

Mammon: Lucifer???

Mammon: Lucifer!!!!!

Luci: Lucifer is dead. You’re next. Love, moth.

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mammon simps we just keep winning

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THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD IN THIS CARD

(Mammon looks good always but you know)

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Satan: You’re giving me a sticker?

MC: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Satan: I’m not a preschooler.

MC: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Satan: I earned this, back off!

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MC: Hey, Lord Diavolo! I'm trying to practice a new signature! Can you help me?

Diavolo: Sure, Do it here.

MC: ...

MC: That's a marriage contract.

Diavolo: What about it?

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who ever made these cards deserve the best head ever

they are celebrating dia de los muertos with me btw

(get it cuz i’m mexican)