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I just found out that you can sponsor penguins and name them and I couldn't resist 😭
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The penguin in the photo lives in Punta Descubierta and has been sponsored by: *my name*
Residing in: *location*
It has been given the name: Irratino
He promises to do his best to take care of the planet and thus help his penguin so that next southern summer and the following ones he can return to Deception Island to continue its life cycle for many generations.
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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For the good of all of us
Hey can I get a still alive chain by Tuesday I need to impress someone
I'll start...
This was a triumph
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my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd
me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border
my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us
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Holy?? Shit?? It’s you??? Thanks so much!
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SOMEONE PLEASE BE PROUD OF ME I WAS FEELING SO SHIT AND I STILL CLEANED MY ROOM AND BRUSHED MY TEETH AND WASHED MY FACE AND I FEEL SO PROUD OF MYSELF :33333333
GONNA BRUSH MY HAIR NOW AND BRAID IT :33333
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The fact that he was a sexyman will always fill me with hatred and rage. He didn’t deserve it and personally I would be very interested in sending him to android hell
Top 10 reasons why you should hate wheatley. One he is ugly. Two he is annoying. Three he shot me. Four he betrays chell which is very bad. Five he is annoying. Six he uhhhmmm. Seven he is a coward. Eight he is annoying. Nine he is EVIL and ten he is an asshole
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Alright fine staring a notes game
If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents
No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess
See ya on the other side
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you go to college and no one wants to play warrior cats anymore. bitch we need to take back sunningrocks.
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Strength teeth: molars
Charisma teeth: Top incisors
Constitution teeth: premolars
Intelligence teeth: bottom incisors
Dexterity teeth: Canines
The name 'wisdom teeth' implies that there are also strength teeth, dexterity teeth, constitution teeth, intelligence teeth, and charisma teeth
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Controversial opinion, feel free to push back on this.
I feel like the modern fat positivity movement is intrinsically anti feminist. The fat positivity movement has women complacent about obesity and has spread a general discomfort with the concept of living a healthy life. The fact that San Francisco has a weight czar is absolutely insane. Obesity, especially morbid obesity, being pushed on women as okay leads to women being weaker, having a shorter lifespan, sometimes these women are even overweight to the point of becoming disabled. Our government has done nothing to promote health to women in the middle of all of this. They've chosen in some places to give "fat activists" a platform to speak to larger groups on behalf of local government. People who want women to suffer benifit from the rise in comfort around clinical obesity amongst women. I think this should be a feminist concern.
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Feel free to print and distribute this image
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what is Malevolent and why is it flooding my page
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And now, a series of incorrect oxymorons quotes.
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