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iinumasguarddog 10 days
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iinumasguarddog 2 months
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iinumasguarddog 7 months
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iinumasguarddog 7 months
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anyways here鈥檚 a reminder that i love my non-sharing self shippers so much!! don鈥檛 let anybody tell you that you鈥檙e irrational or unreasonable or dramatic for being uncomfortable sharing your f/o!! your f/o loves you so so much and wouldn鈥檛 want it any other way!! 馃挄
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iinumasguarddog 8 months
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you have to think about your f/o laughing you have to think about how it sounds. does it fit them in an obvious way (ex. big guy big voice)?? does it completely contrast their demeanor??? do they try and stifle / control it?? do they keep devolving into giggles when they're trying to explain just what's so funny?? do they get crows feet when they smile?? have they started getting smile lines recently?? (they blame you, they're glad to wear them if they're from you) grabs you by the shoulders serious composed fancy f/o snort laughing now. ok???
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iinumasguarddog 8 months
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he is in preschool do you love him
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iinumasguarddog 11 months
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iinumasguarddog 1 year
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iinumasguarddog 1 year
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i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp
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iinumasguarddog 1 year
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cool pussy bro can i fuck it
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iinumasguarddog 1 year
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And now, second opinion time because I鈥檓 kinda overthinking this
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iinumasguarddog 1 year
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Friend: Oh this character looks cool, who is he?
Me:
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iinumasguarddog 1 year
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friendly reminder to selfshippers that you don鈥檛 have to know everything about your f/o !! I understand the feeling that you have to prove your love by knowing all the lore but people don鈥檛 have to know everything about each other to be in love, so don鈥檛 pressure yourself to try and remember everything! your f/o loves you regardless of how many facts about them you remember, for being knowledgeable about them is not why they love you
(pr0sh1p dni)
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iinumasguarddog 1 year
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''missed you..''
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iinumasguarddog 1 year
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my roomates hate eachother why do they sleep in the same bed and give eachother goodnight kisses/handjobs
you will never understand a warrior鈥檚 bond
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iinumasguarddog 1 year
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self ship q: i鈥檓 curious, do you think any of your blorbos/faves would kill for you or get their hands bloody for you
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iinumasguarddog 1 year
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