ihopejohnterry
i hope john terry...
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your most sincere and heartfelt wishes for the the captain of chelsea fc all posts are approved by terry himself as he ravages your wife
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ihopejohnterry · 12 years ago
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yuck
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ihopejohnterry · 12 years ago
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I hope John Terry invests in a pyramid scheme and then his great uncle calls him a fool.
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ihopejohnterry · 12 years ago
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best blog ever
thank u thank u
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ihopejohnterry · 13 years ago
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I hope John Terry shoots a goal and it bounces 2 inches behind the crossbar and a person from the other team kicks it out and it isn't counted 
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ihopejohnterry · 13 years ago
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I hope John Terry gets a hand-job from Edward Scissorhands.
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ihopejohnterry · 13 years ago
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We hope John Terry makes your dreams come true.
I wanna hang john terry upside down by his ankles and make him watch as Neuer fucks me into afterlife while he’s doing lifts with the CL trophy and watching himself in the mirror, American Psycho style.
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ihopejohnterry · 13 years ago
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i hope john terry gets judo chopped by austin powers
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ihopejohnterry · 13 years ago
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I hope Ryan Giggs shags John Terry's wife (if he hasn't already)
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ihopejohnterry · 13 years ago
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ihopejohnterry · 13 years ago
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I hope John Terry forgot that he had just brushed his teeth and takes a big gulp of OJ for breakfast.
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ihopejohnterry · 13 years ago
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ihopejohnterry · 13 years ago
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What's all the jokes about John Terry and others wives? Did someting happen? O.o :clueless:
did yuo kno? john terry runs a charity in which he keeps your wife company in case you're ever away. 50% discount if you're a teammate. tru stori reblob if u crey
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ihopejohnterry · 13 years ago
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I hope john terry pours a bowl of cereal without checking for milk and finds that there is milk but it expired a week ago.
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ihopejohnterry · 13 years ago
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What Lauren Conrad thinks about John Terry
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ihopejohnterry · 13 years ago
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I hope John Terry gets so addicted to Tumblr that he won't play or train anymore
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ihopejohnterry · 13 years ago
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i hope johnn terry slips on a banana and ends up covered in shit
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ihopejohnterry · 13 years ago
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omfg my life made no sense before finding out about this tumblr
yer a wizard
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