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I hope John Terry invests in a pyramid scheme and then his great uncle calls him a fool.
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best blog ever
thank u thank u
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I hope John Terry shoots a goal and it bounces 2 inches behind the crossbar and a person from the other team kicks it out and it isn't counted
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I hope John Terry gets a hand-job from Edward Scissorhands.
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We hope John Terry makes your dreams come true.
I wanna hang john terry upside down by his ankles and make him watch as Neuer fucks me into afterlife while he’s doing lifts with the CL trophy and watching himself in the mirror, American Psycho style.
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I hope Ryan Giggs shags John Terry's wife (if he hasn't already)
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I hope John Terry forgot that he had just brushed his teeth and takes a big gulp of OJ for breakfast.
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What's all the jokes about John Terry and others wives? Did someting happen? O.o :clueless:
did yuo kno? john terry runs a charity in which he keeps your wife company in case you're ever away. 50% discount if you're a teammate. tru stori reblob if u crey
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I hope john terry pours a bowl of cereal without checking for milk and finds that there is milk but it expired a week ago.
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I hope John Terry gets so addicted to Tumblr that he won't play or train anymore
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i hope johnn terry slips on a banana and ends up covered in shit
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omfg my life made no sense before finding out about this tumblr
yer a wizard
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