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Black void cat Dazai or brown wet pathetic cat Dazai, which one you like more?

see i'm conflicted here. because black void cat is very pm dazai but brown wet pathetic cat is very ada dazai.

so then... brown void wet pathetic cat ???

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Does anyone besides me have this deap fear of embarrassing yourself in public?

Well, more like I don't want to embarrass myself and then think too much how I could embarrass myself... And that is mostly because of incidents like the following one.

So today, I thought I had this appointment.

Key word thought... Because I did, in fact, not have this appointment today... I have it tomorrow...

But I was there today...

I had to talk to the people there...

I had to tell them why I was there...

It was not like they were angty or so, but it's like my worst fear come true...

So now I had to go back home, had to wait an hour for public transport to do so, and come back tomorrow. I actually do not want to go back there, but want to cancel the appointment at this very moment...

I was so done with myself at this moment that I needed to buy myself sugar. And this my friends happens only when I'm really lost and/or tired.

ANYWAY, I hope you have better experiences than this today!

Over and out🫡

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Fun story how I got here:

It all stated with a video I saw and me thinking, "Wow, that's something two ocs of me would do! Let's draw them!" Did I draw them? Of course not! I started pacing in my room, thinking about the different ways they could have gotten in this situation.

The next step was me thinking that I don't usually think about them, but over two other characters. So I opened Pinterest to look for new cool fanart of those two.

There, I was greeted by my beautiful feed showing Tumbler posts of different hc and fandoms, and I was like, yeah, I wanted to get Tumbler for that!

And that's how I landed here...

Now I still have not drawn those two ocs of mine, but I managed to build a rough new alternative story for the cursed child, start a workout, get distracted by my years old flut laying next to my training equipment started playing on it again for approximately 15 minutes, then seeing the notes for this one school project, working on that, then getting a notification here, returning and writing this.

Did I manage to do something produktiv like learning for that test tomorrow or handing in this one task that's due today? No! I didn't even do the thing I originally planned to do!

But now you can enjoy my rants, so we still have a positive side!

Thanks for listening, over and out🫡

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Can I just vent about my disappointment in the cursed child?

Like, you had sooo much to write about. Why choose this train wreck of a story?

Here is a list of untold stories I would gladly read instead (as official books I can buy and don't need to print myself) :

About the Founders of Hogwarts

The Marauders (obviously)

How Voldemort gained his power

The story of Dumbledrore and Grindelwald (I mean the time they worked together, not the things we see in FantasticBeasts)

That one Headcanon about Dudley's daughter being a witch

I would even read a slice of life book about the general life at Hogwarts!

Heck, if needed, you could even reuse the idea of Grindelwald or rather a similar idea. It would be hella interesting to read about the integration of the wizarding world in the muggle world:

What problems would be created?

What would be the reaction on both sides?

Would there be extreme positions on both sides?

How would a law look like that tries to regulate both wizards and Muggles?

All I am saying is, that there is so much to choose from that's waaaayy better than this fucked up shit of bullshiting crime against a in (nearly) every other point good built universe and fandom (maybe it's no longer the original but the one built by fans but whatever).

Thanks for listening, over and out🫡