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Here’s something extremely dumb that I need help with. I want to send a letter to Robert Mark Kamen, fan mail, you know, but I have no clue what address I would use. A few pop up online, any ideas?

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THIS IS JOHNNY AND DANIEL SHUT UPPPPPPP

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Maybe I’m crazy for this hot take, but Daniel’s storyline was and should’ve been done. Not completely obviously, but like, he faced all his fears. He’s quite literally been tortured enough.

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a movie about two kids fighting each other in a karate tournament but it’s actually a movie about two boys who come from completely different backgrounds yet have the same struggles in different fonts. One’s dad died and left him to care for himself along with his mother, the other’s dad left without a trace and which his mother ends up getting with an abusive man. Both have built up anger and rage from their childhood but one finds a good teacher while the other falls in the hands of a bad teacher. Both experience manipulation and abuse from the teachers of cobra kai just at different points of their lifes, both leading to acting in ways that weren’t true to themselves. both are so alike yet so different. but again its just a movie about karate.

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hargreeves siblings, you deserved better

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even if it wasn't an actual relapse (I'm assuming. haven't watched past episode 3), the way they wrote Klaus going to relapse I think was handled wayy better than season 2. it hurt SO much. he doesn't want to relapse... but he doesn't think he has a choice. Klaus is hurting, he's shaking, he's lying, he's angry, it's so far from s2 Klaus who happily relapsed with just a few quips at Ben. I much prefer the raw emotion of it in s4

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Thank god Dave is dead because if he wasn’t they’d probably have him kissing fucking Diego or some shit at this point

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my favourite thing about the umbrella academy is watching people reluctantly becoming more and more fond of luther

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S4 SPOILERS

WHY THE FUCK WHY THE FUCK WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE DO THAT?!!! FIVE WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DO THAT

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Fun fact about S4: Five does not exist! Don't try to look for him because he's not there!

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maybe the real umbrella academy was the cronenberg monstrosity of our dead brother that we stole from another timeline along the way

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TUA SEASON 4 SPOILERS

okay so let me get this straight

Luther lost his wife then died as a stripper with a house that's falling apart

Diego died after just having found out his wife, who he'd been unhappy with for a long time, cheated on him with his brother

Allison died without a husband, with her career at a standstill, after not speaking to her family for years and without really fixing their relationship

Klaus died after relapsing after 3 years of sobriety, scaring his niece, without reuniting with Dave and with the additional trauma of being buried alive and sex trafficked

Five died having failed to stop the apocalypse - his only goal for the past, what, 60 years of his life - with unresolved feelings for Lila

Ben died suffering inside a huge blob that ended the world, never getting to be happy with Jennifer

Viktor died because he finally, FINALLY dared to question and oppose his father, after being unable to maintain a stable relationship with a woman for years (RIP Sissy ig)

Lila died stuck in an unhappy marriage, with conflicted feelings towards her husband AND his brother, with whom she had cheated

ok ok cool cool cool, got it.

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The first thing Klaus took from that box was Dave’s dog tags and they just don’t talk about it. Viktor has trouble committing to relationships and this problem is not further elaborated upon. Ray’s abandonment is used as a dig against Allison. Luther seems to have given up searching for Sloane and only mentions her once. Diego and Lila are not content with family life and an unnecessary love triangle is formed between them and Five. The writers absolutely had no interest writing captivating personal drama or stakes for the Hargreeves in their final season.

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You know what. I don’t fucking care, I don’t fucking care that you were trapped on a subway for 7 years. No fucking excuse.

And you know what, fuck you, fuck you Hargreeves and Five, hell fuck you Abigail and, and, and, even fucking this timeline’s Ben. You NEVER even gave them a fair chance, or a choice. Your own “family”. Fuck off, fuck you.

“It’s your moron families fault.”

For what? Trying to love??? Trying to have fucking lives??? Trying to be decent people and push past all their flaws and trauma and shit??? Like they asked for any of this shit!

What did we even learn here?? Gahahahahah.

I’m sorry. I’m mad. I’m pissed, actually.

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It could honestly be fun to play with the "is she cheating on me" storyline if Lila wasn't ACTUALLY going to cheat on Diego!!! because the only reason that shit is funny is because she would never do it.

Diogo mistakenly thinking lila is with some other guy when in reality Five and her are just working undercover? Hilarious, no issues at all, the truth comes out at some point and everyone laughs at Diego for being dumb

Diego thinking Lila is cheating with Five, when its actually happening? Cruel. Annoying. No fucking reason to do that when it literally does not affect the plot whatsoever