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Amazing! 👏👏👏

Completely agree

Cobra Kai season 6 predictions:

Homophobic homoeroticism is present in multiple scenes

Terry Silver dies (turns out the evil was stored in the ponytail, and the hairbands all turned against him and strangled him to death)

Robby keeps living with Johnny for [insert any forced reason here]

Kreese sacrifices his life to save Johnny, prompting Johnny to insist on naming the jarmen baby “Miyagi Kreese Lawrence” after the “two greatest men he ever knew”, much to Carmen’s dismay

Johnny/Carmen, Daniel/Amanda, and Miguel/Sam all go on triple dates together. Robby and Yaya stay home and get stoned together

Bobby officiates Johnny’s wedding, and the og cobras are groomsman. He names Daniel as his best man, causing Dutch to go on a murderous prison rampage out of sheer rage and jealousy

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i’m really interested to hear your thoughts on how the show treated ali’s character and her relationship with johnny. that reunion imo had some of the most misogynistic writing in the show

Yeah I agree. It was one thing to have her want to reconnect with a high school ex. Like, I can get that, especially with how she was going through a divorce. But the way they just. Erased the entirety of what he did to her in the movie? Why? Because they thought it was too irredeemable? Like if the character’s actions in the movie were too irredeemable for them to acknowledge in the canon of their show, then maybe there is an inherent issue with the story they set out to tell. Johnny treated Ali terribly. And for them to pretend like that is just run of the mill high school relationship stuff or akin in anyway to her relationship with Daniel was insane. And like, it is not that improbable of an idea that Ali, thirty five years later, would forgive Johnny if he apologized. But to force her to brush of his apology? To generalize his behavior as “not great boyfriend”? To have her say she made mistakes as well? To have her claim Daniel was equally culpable as Johnny was back in the day? It was insane. Not to mention the fact that he very nearly cheated on Carmen with her and only didn’t because her phone interrupted them at the last minute. It was truly bonkers writing, and maybe the first moment that truly spelled the beginning of the end for my love for this show. I hated it then, and with everything that has happened in the last 3 seasons I hate it even more now. Ali you deserved so much better and I’m sorry

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Some people were just born to play the campy bad guy... (It's them)

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TIG should have won multiple emmys for playing Terry Silver and also for his impactful recurring guest role playing Terry Silver's Massive Offscreen Cock but nobody listens to me ...

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I really need Tory to destroy Zara, that stupid girl needs to be exposed and denounced for what she did to Robby.

What the fuck is wrong with writers? That wasn't necessary, Robby has had enough shit why add this???

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The way I'm kinda just tune out of Cobra Kai and am not really keeping up with the final season . I'm glad the new karate kid movie will have new writers cause I really hate the writing on Cobra Kai and think the writers does such a disservice to most of the characters I mean you have William Zabka saying he has turn off most of his brain to play johnny. John ,Josh,and Hayden vision lack the depth and heart that the og movies had so I perfectly fine if this is how the these characters are able to continue with different writers in future films outside of the John/Josh/Hayden bubble .

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i’m crashing out right now are FUCKING kidding me

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also i gotta say the nightmare daniel has about mr miyagi was actually chilling. i wasn't (and i'm still not) a fan of the whole "omg what if miyagi actually had a dark criminal murderous past?" thing, but the nightmare actually got me so good

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Netflix really just posted robbys sexaual assault

And said omg can Tory catch a break

BRO CAN FUCKEN ROBBY CATCH A BREAK

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They hold this show

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cobra(t) kai

i guess the apple don't fall far from the tree / 'cause i've been looking at you so long, now i only see me

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“Oh my god he can pick a lock?! That’s too convenient.”

Guys. He’s a Jersey boy AND A MECHANIC.

Of course he knows how to pick a lock. 🔐 🤦🏻‍♀️

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This was so funny

Yeah, this isn't making me feel better. No offense. It's not your fault, Pickles. Well, some people just can't be helped.

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they learned from the best (and i'm not talking about karate)

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well.. lmao i love this image. johnny is there for everyone else’s child but not his own flesh and blood.

after six seasons, johnny lawrence still the worst fuckin father ever. jesus christ. just tragic.

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buck is having A Week

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i think miguel should be legally allowed to call them slurs at this point