ieytask-agentposting

[ieytask-agentposting]

”Ah! Hello there!”

I Expect You To Party

A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.

(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)

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A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.

They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.

"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.

It only served to make them laugh.

In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.

"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.

Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.

Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.

Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.

"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.

Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.

Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.

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Tagging by order of appearance:

Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)

Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.

Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)

@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx

[ieytask-agentposting]

”It ain’t safe up there for a youngin’ like you.” [This catch and escape cycle will happen a lot]

I Expect You To Party

A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.

(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.

They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.

"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.

It only served to make them laugh.

In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.

"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.

Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.

Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.

Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.

"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.

Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.

Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.

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Tagging by order of appearance:

Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)

Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.

Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)

@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx

[ieytask-agentposting]

I have not been very active. This will be lessened .

[The agent trio is around the room, Catalyst’s moving around talking to literally everyone, Foxglove’s being dragged along with then, and Nightingale’s somewhere in the kitchen. But where is their handler?]

“There you are. Get down from there.” [Grey moves over and moves Wraith down from the balcony]

I Expect You To Party

A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.

(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.

They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.

"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.

It only served to make them laugh.

In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.

"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.

Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.

Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.

Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.

"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.

Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.

Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.

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Tagging by order of appearance:

Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)

Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.

Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)

@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx

[ieytask-agentposting]

[Catalyst is throwing flower petals at you both.]

"Congratulations, 043. I hope your marriage is long and fruitful."

GUESS WHO JUST GOT MARRIED, FUCKOS!! THAT'S RIGHT!! ME!! I AM NOW OFFICIALLY LEONIDAS ORION PRISM-BATES!!

SUCK IT HOMOPHOBES, I LOVE MY GODDAMN WIFE!!

[ieytask-agentposting]

This is something the handlers would do for their phoenixes

@the-one-and-only-043 @phoenix-and-found-family @eod-agent-13-12 @agentpheoness

sorry for the tag

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

[ieytask-agentposting]

"..!"

You know, I’m surprised none of horde of agents have come trying set Ulanova free. I expected that to happen on her birthday when we captured her, but we’ve had her safely locked up with no incidents since initial capture.

[ieytask-agentposting]

"Oh, Mason, I finally got those papers you needed-!

. . . What do you mean I have mail?"

[ieytask-agentposting]

[In true agency manner, the top opens and a cloud of glitter and what smells like fart spray sprays out, however when the cloud settles, there appears to be a decanter of completely sealed, unadulterated whisky still in it's packaging rising out of the impossibly short box.]

[There's a simple red box sitting on the desk, with a golden ribbon wrapped around it with no tag of where this came from but it looks like an official thing from zoraxis.]

-@ieytask-agentposting

Oh? What’s this?

[Roz carefully brings it into a sealed chamber, where she manipulates it with robotic arms to open it.]

[ieytask-agentposting]

[loud territorial hiss yet they don't move from gnawing away at the box and Grey walks in and picks up his agent.]

"Sorry Wraith, they're territorial over their sweets."

"Dang it, Wraith."

[Foxglove walks in, sopping wet, very annoyed, and trying to dry out a manila file. It seems they're the person who got soaked.]

(Hey, how are you! Sorry, I got distracted by fallout new vegas, i'm here but not as active as fnv has a chokehold on me)

-@ieytask-agentposting

”Sorry!”

[She hands them a towel. She doesn’t look sorry at all, too smug about the prank.]

(I’m doing good! And it’s fine./gen @ieytask-agentposting)

[ieytask-agentposting]

"They haven't irritated me yet. No action against me means no action towards them."

[Foxglove lets out an audible sigh of relief.]

"Thank god that sir managed to train you to not randomly prank people. Here's a sweet for your restraint."

[Foxglove reaches into their jacket and tosses out a box of m&m's out, which catalyst catches mid air and starts angrily gnawing at the box.]

"You need to open the box first..."

*loud cardboard puncturing.sfx*

"Dang it, Wraith."

[Foxglove walks in, sopping wet, very annoyed, and trying to dry out a manila file. It seems they're the person who got soaked.]

(Hey, how are you! Sorry, I got distracted by fallout new vegas, i'm here but not as active as fnv has a chokehold on me)

-@ieytask-agentposting

”Sorry!”

[She hands them a towel. She doesn’t look sorry at all, too smug about the prank.]

(I’m doing good! And it’s fine./gen @ieytask-agentposting)

[ieytask-agentposting]

[catalyst slides in, completely disregarding the agency dress code.]

"Catalyst, you know we have a dress code, right?"

"Not my fault they don't enforce it. I'd send a box of glitter and a fan to their office if they did."

"Dang it, Wraith."

[Foxglove walks in, sopping wet, very annoyed, and trying to dry out a manila file. It seems they're the person who got soaked.]

(Hey, how are you! Sorry, I got distracted by fallout new vegas, i'm here but not as active as fnv has a chokehold on me)

-@ieytask-agentposting

”Sorry!”

[She hands them a towel. She doesn’t look sorry at all, too smug about the prank.]

(I’m doing good! And it’s fine./gen @ieytask-agentposting)

[ieytask-agentposting]

"Nope. What good agent would do that?'

"Dang it, Wraith."

[Foxglove walks in, sopping wet, very annoyed, and trying to dry out a manila file. It seems they're the person who got soaked.]

(Hey, how are you! Sorry, I got distracted by fallout new vegas, i'm here but not as active as fnv has a chokehold on me)

-@ieytask-agentposting

”Sorry!”

[She hands them a towel. She doesn’t look sorry at all, too smug about the prank.]

(I’m doing good! And it’s fine./gen @ieytask-agentposting)

[ieytask-agentposting]

Catalyst would join and shower Grey’s office with the help of their sibling(?) Foxglove with a box that spits out large pieces of confetti so it’s annoying but not dangerous seeing Grey’s more of the older handlers.

Maybe Don't Spend Time Chatting

"Well, I had been making plushies for a while..."

This is what Agent Typhoon's Handler was up to before the EOD prank war has truly started. Uh-oh.

Agent Phoenix is not the only agent of chaos in the EOD, after all.

Agent Sparrow belongs to @ghostlystarwanderer / @agentwraith

@phoenix-and-found-family, @the-one-and-only-043, will your Agent Phoenixes participate in the prank war as well? (Florian / Agent Phoenix will absolutely prank them if they participate.)

[ieytask-agentposting]

CAN WE PLS DO THIS?!

So, I had an idea.

If you guys have the time, can you all make a full body of your style of Reginald and send it to me by 9/21 so we can do a big collab for the last day of Handler week?

I really would like it.

[ieytask-agentposting]

[Their eyes crinkle and there's an unusual twinkle in them as they reach into their suit and pull out another file in a ziplock bag.]

"Of course I made another copy. What did you think? Seeing how much chaos is located here, I've made multiple copies, physical and digital."

"Dang it, Wraith."

[Foxglove walks in, sopping wet, very annoyed, and trying to dry out a manila file. It seems they're the person who got soaked.]

(Hey, how are you! Sorry, I got distracted by fallout new vegas, i'm here but not as active as fnv has a chokehold on me)

-@ieytask-agentposting

”Sorry!”

[She hands them a towel. She doesn’t look sorry at all, too smug about the prank.]

(I’m doing good! And it’s fine./gen @ieytask-agentposting)

[ieytask-agentposting]

[The file is absolutely soppy]

"This has information on a mission I've been on for a few months and now it's wet."

[they try to dry off their fedora and suit with the towel]

"Dang it, Wraith."

[Foxglove walks in, sopping wet, very annoyed, and trying to dry out a manila file. It seems they're the person who got soaked.]

(Hey, how are you! Sorry, I got distracted by fallout new vegas, i'm here but not as active as fnv has a chokehold on me)

-@ieytask-agentposting

”Sorry!”

[She hands them a towel. She doesn’t look sorry at all, too smug about the prank.]

(I’m doing good! And it’s fine./gen @ieytask-agentposting)

[ieytask-agentposting]

“I think our whole group follows your way, first we make sure they’re alright, then we go hunting for the one who did it.”

There's two kinds of caretakers.

The one tending whumpees bedside as they're unconscious in the hospital.

The one hunting down the whumper that put them there.