So like uh I made a tumblr when I got a cat... now im making music? yeah cool..
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https://soundcloud.com/jessemack/elevated
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https://soundcloud.com/jessemack/colour-of-my-eye
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This reminds me of Burritos by Sublime, “I ain’t getting out of bed today”
Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed
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Slayers hard to beat
Slayer or Iron Maiden
Slayer ofc
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Bethany Hamilton showing us how it’s done.
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https://soundcloud.com/jessemack/purgatory
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(Jesse Mack) This is my musical song type thing that I myself have just created as you can see here in this song.
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So I started writing porn I guess idk I'm super baked right now and thought this was a good place to put it
Chado the pizza man powerfully knock on your door and yells "the pizza has arrived and I with it" You answer wearing a thin robe which is loosely wrapped around your body being only held up by a small lace you had found not made big enough to hold up such a large robe your heaving breasts barely fitting inside of it to begin with "Hello mam I believe you ordered extra long sausage" He sets down the pizza slapping you across the face and totally just starts munching down on your lush smooth pizza with delicious pineapples instead of the sausage you ordered You have no idea how you are you gonna get this pizza boy to stop eating the pineapple pizza and get interested in something else he's a little slow from all the years of getting hit in the head with balls, footballs that is because he's the super buff quarter back dude who all the bitches in your college wanted to toooootally get with cuz Sally told laquisha she thought he was sooooo cute or something and then Suzy was like oh. my. god. but his dick is like so small compared to Tyrone Johnson and Kim lee said that she didn't know what she was talking about because she like totally choked on it so much like unbelievably bigger than her boyfriend Jim bob who she once got gang banged by with Jim bobs brother billy, his cousins willy and stinker, and also his dad skeeter so she was a pretty loose one she was but Suzy went black several years ago and hasn't been back so she knows what's up too Then he cums on your tits or something idk shit be imaginative
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shit homie bout to get fucked up dont be playin wit pikadope
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These kittens are purrrrfect hehehehehehe. Im sorry for that.
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we decided to name the kittens Angel and Lucifer (theyre both boys). Lucifer is more out going and has a black tail with a slightly darker coat than Angel who is shy and has white on the end of his tail. This concludes my serious kitten statement thing yo.
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