idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

I only know two people who can frown: My sister and Barack Obama

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

she tied me to the chicken there

she stomped my stoat and she smote a bear

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

imagine ninja's break into your house and disable the Chi of your hamster

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

you ever become conscious for a moment?

what's that about?

how do I get that back?

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

life is dumb or bad because it insults me

if you get the reference that's sorta strange

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

It was thanksgiving... yyyyyyyyyyesterday, right? right.

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

it's halloween

use your gourd 🧠

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

When I mint my self as an NFT, I will sue all mirrors.

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

Did you know that Walmart spent more money on advertising that it was environmentally friendly than actually being environmentally friendly? They did, and the US government punished them for it ...

... by taking 0.001% of their money.

Imagine if I went around yelling about how everyone should be friends with me because I'm the fucking Lorax and then I litter a bunch and the government comes up to me and sternly snatches 2$ from my pocket!

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

Imagine a world where evolution can outcompete technological progress.

Imagine a world where evolution can outcompete technological progress.

Imagine hearing that Jim's place has wall-crabs. That a factory has smoke-eaters clogging up its pipes, and that your car has a bunch of metallic plant spores piercing through them. A slime mold is clogging your pipes and climbing out of your drains. Imagine that a hotel becomes the hermit-crab-esque shell of a greater organism than humans, tentacles lashing out of windows, snatching birds. "Darn, I have to replace all my walls! I have plaster-mites!"

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

In Lebanon, your train can leave on schedule, fall behind schedule, and arrive both early and late at the same time.

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

"All the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again." Oh... but the king's horses could, and they remade him in their own image.

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

Maybe we are death...

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

Person from the mountains of the southern continent be standin', lookin'.... judgin' ya. why aren't you wearing a coat?

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

Man from the mountains of the southern continent be slippin'.

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

Caution wake departing square

[idkmanwhatdoyouwantfromme]

Would you like a fourteen butter and fifteen sandwich?