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sid and po wanting to see tanger on the ugly sweater 😭😭

sid: he’d take offence to it

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if i can be honest and true and real from the bottom of my soul with all of you, no hockey moment will ever be funnier than mikko getting a hat trick and going "yo just wanted to come on here and say FUCK my teammate's dad. never talk shit on me ever again Bitch. you whore." just to immediately beeline to said teammate and say "hey man just wanted to apologize for calling your dad a bitch. yeah I just called your dad a bitch like two seconds ago sorry for that this is probably the first you're hearing of it but" Like he's so funny with it

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happiest nate sighting of the season so far! 😄 ft. mackblack winning in his debut

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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a tweet by the account @ashlynnc143 describing what nate's infamous for is 100% accurate but i cannot believe they missed mentioning his obsession with crosby

the tweet in question is indeed v accurate, but yeah it’s a miracle sid or the gaming wasn’t mentioned lol. honestly i agree with the sentiment of it for sure, i think it’s pretty funny that natemac is always seen as a milquetoast boring guy when the lore behind that man is just fully unhinged and hilarious, more so than at least 90% of the league. like top ten natemac lore has to include:

1. ass eating

2. stalking romantically following his teen crush to the nhl. like everything about his relationship with sid is insane. these men spend like 8+ hours a day together every day for three months in the summer like it’s normal don’t make me list all of this stuff because it’s gonna be entries 3-25

3. building a house literally next to sid (this is separate just for how insane it is. fellas is it gay—)

4. rookie year shirtless pics in bed with tyson and factor

5. the “wrestling incident” that caused tyson to miss worlds

6. former teammate kissing on the mooseheads

7. the fact that he’s a legit twitch streamer as a hobby

8. openly talks about going to therapy

9. that time burky got traded to the avs and nate sat down and watched all his game tape and became his personal coach on how to improve his game cause he cares

10. the chickpea pasta comments and the optimised diet because he’s Serious About Performance

11. that one time nate schmidt got in trouble for failing a drug test and nate literally said “i don’t think he was sticking a needle up his ass” dogg bless him

12. the fact that he got rid of junk food at the rink to help everyone eat healthier or whatever, and his teammates actually deeply respect him for it for some reason

13. that one totally normal comment about how he wants to pack mitch marner in his carry on and steal him away to colorado

14. has an imdb page and likes guest starring on hometown shows

15. the german shepherd called cox that he imported from germany that only listens to german commands

did i say top ten i actually meant 15 because i love this freak of a man

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world's most agonized girl

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the transition im crying

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erik:

sid:

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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two closeted lesbian witches

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there's no way this hasn't been done yet but come on, she is the epitome of this tweet

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Name ten female characters you like, you get zapped if it's jsut a male character you call a babygirl or other feminine nicknames because I can't see people calling Lestat coquette again

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Can’t believe Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice in the 2000s

And in 2015 Emily Brontë released literary clsssic Wuthering Heights

Thank God someone paved the way for them…

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Realistic Jinora! Took a few hours, but it was fun!