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Phil snorted. "Not with that concussion." 

"I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a stop sign."

"….Well I did." 

[idealwithsomuchshit]

"Pretty sure that's my line."

[Whispers in ear] I want to do the dirtiest things to you. {pass on to the first 10 blogs on your dash and see their reaction}

"That an offer?" 

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"Sorry there is a no smoking sign here in the front too." Phil said, taking a deep breath. 

"Hello?"

1.) They’ve been arrested

Clint leaned against the wall next to the jail phone, ignoring the other inmates. “C’mon, c’mon, c’mon…. Phil!” He glanced over his shoulder at the other inmates dressed in the same orange he was. “I need your help..”

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"I'll get you one as soon as we leave." 

"Hello?"

1.) They’ve been arrested

Clint leaned against the wall next to the jail phone, ignoring the other inmates. “C’mon, c’mon, c’mon…. Phil!” He glanced over his shoulder at the other inmates dressed in the same orange he was. “I need your help..”

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"It'll be fun, you can come watch if you want to as well." 

"I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a stop sign."

"….Well I did." 

[idealwithsomuchshit]

"Says who?" 

[Whispers in ear] I want to do the dirtiest things to you. {pass on to the first 10 blogs on your dash and see their reaction}

"That an offer?" 

[idealwithsomuchshit]

He nodded. "Good, and oh? They don't? Hmm." 

"Hello?"

1.) They’ve been arrested

Clint leaned against the wall next to the jail phone, ignoring the other inmates. “C’mon, c’mon, c’mon…. Phil!” He glanced over his shoulder at the other inmates dressed in the same orange he was. “I need your help..”

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"Definitely inviting Stark. Besides I haven't talked to Pepper in a while." 

"I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a stop sign."

"….Well I did." 

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Phil smiled back at him. "I'd have to see it for myself before deciding." 

[Whispers in ear] I want to do the dirtiest things to you. {pass on to the first 10 blogs on your dash and see their reaction}

"That an offer?" 

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Once they were back up front, she stopped turning around. "Wait here for his stuff." 

Phil nodded at her, before turning to Clint again. "You're not hurt are you?" 

"Hello?"

1.) They’ve been arrested

Clint leaned against the wall next to the jail phone, ignoring the other inmates. “C’mon, c’mon, c’mon…. Phil!” He glanced over his shoulder at the other inmates dressed in the same orange he was. “I need your help..”

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"Okay I'm going to have to watch it now, if it made Fury laugh." He said smirking. "May have to get Stark to bring popcorn." 

"I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a stop sign."

"….Well I did." 

[idealwithsomuchshit]

"Oh?"

[Whispers in ear] I want to do the dirtiest things to you. {pass on to the first 10 blogs on your dash and see their reaction}

"That an offer?" 

[idealwithsomuchshit]

"Common let's get out of here." Phil patted Clint's back starting to follow the secretary when she looked back at them to see if they were following. 

"Hello?"

1.) They’ve been arrested

Clint leaned against the wall next to the jail phone, ignoring the other inmates. “C’mon, c’mon, c’mon…. Phil!” He glanced over his shoulder at the other inmates dressed in the same orange he was. “I need your help..”

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Phil snickered slightly, shaking his head as he did so. "Fury sent me the video footage, I haven't watched it yet though." 

"I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a stop sign."

"….Well I did." 

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She nodded. "Right this way gentlemen." 

Phil walked up to Clint. "Looks like I came just in time." 

"Hello?"

1.) They’ve been arrested

Clint leaned against the wall next to the jail phone, ignoring the other inmates. “C’mon, c’mon, c’mon…. Phil!” He glanced over his shoulder at the other inmates dressed in the same orange he was. “I need your help..”

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[idealwithsomuchshit]

Send my muse one of the following

"Who did this to you?"

"I’m ashamed of you."

"I hate you."

"You disgust me."

"I love you."

"Don’t go, please!"

"Just leave already."

"I don’t care about you."

"I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many dogs at once…"

"Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you."

"Lets bring this to the bedroom."

"I don’t love you."

"I lied."

"You’re pathetic." 

"You need to sleep sometime." 

"Come on, just hit me!" 

"Leave me alone!"

"Don’t touch me."

"I wish I’d never met you."

"You’re adorable."

"Do you have a cuddle buddy yet?"

"Mind if I sleep here tonight?"

"Kiss me already."

"You’re beautiful."

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He raised an eyebrow. "And how did you do that?" 

"I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a stop sign."

"….Well I did."