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me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

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a gentle reminder that you aren’t a disappointment. you aren’t a failure. no one knows how hard u try and you’re doing so well. you deserve so much better.

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You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.

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*3.24 am*

My brain: Isn't it a great idea to start with an analysis of all the stupid mistakes you made yesterday and every other day of your life? ISN'T IT?

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hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

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When your exam gets cancelled

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“Where did you learn to fight like that?”

“I have three older brothers.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, Wilson played first table on the chess team, Chester used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Dan can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that.  So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.”

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i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

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Stephan Lichtsteiners one hundredth appearance for Switzerland. (08. 06. 18)

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any video game ever: [has anybody in the cast that is Not human] you fuicking hooligans: can i fuck tha,t

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Wow that was so not a penalty...

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just wanna remind y'all that there was a character in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy who accidentally became immortal and decided to spend his eternity of suffering traveling through time and space to insult everyone in the universe, one by one, in alphabetical order, and if that’s not a hero idk what is

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Evil Kermit meme (football version)

Neuer: The opponent is controlling the ball at midfield.

Neuer to Neuer: Run over there and snatch it.

Messi: That red coat too glossy.

Messi to Messi: Wear it.

Neymar: The opponent is approaching me.

Neymar to Neymar: Drop to the ground, NOW!

C Ronaldo: *looks at mirror*

C Ronaldo to C Ronaldo: You are the fairest of them all.

Suárez: Shit, the opponent snatched my ball.

Suárez to Suárez: Bite him.

Ramos: The first half has ended and I didn’t get a red card today.

Ramos to Ramos: There’s still second half.

Ibrahimović: I’m fabulous.

Ibrahimović to Ibrahimović: I know right?

Maradona: I can’t reach the ball with my head.

Maradona to Maradona: Use the hand. The hand.

Referee: Wait, is that a foul?

Referee to Referee: *tosses coin*. It’s heads, so nope.

Rooney: Is that alcohol?

Rooney to Rooney: Just drink it.

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me: *gets hit by a car* sorry

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Random gifsets of Swiss NT players: 1/∞ (?)

Fabian Schär.