icecreamstraykids

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chan: i trust my team. if they said they didn’t do it, then they didn’t do it.

*five minutes later*

chan, to lee know, hyunjin, and han: alright. which one of you did it?

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chan: changbin, why are you crying?

changbin: i ordered pizza

chan: okay?

changbin: and i asked them to put a joke in the box

chan: and?

changbin: THEY PUT A MIRROR

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chan: you better have a good reason for doing that

lee know: i have SEVERAL

lee know: pettiness

lee know: ..and anger

chan: that’s it?

lee know: oh, i also have a deep seated need for attention

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seungmin: do you think clouds ever look down on people and think "that one’s shaped like an idiot"

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chan: the two of you are grounded

han: by "the two of you", i hope you mean hyunjin and his imaginary friend

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han, trying to flirt: so you come here often?

lee know:

lee know: this is our kitchen

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jeongin: you know what? you’re pretty fucking annoying

hyunjin: ha, i don’t care

later

hyunjin: he called me pretty!!!

seungmin: no-

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hyunjin: *picks up the phone*

changbin: i’ve been hit

hyunjin, concerned: by someone? by a car? by-

changbin: your love

hyunjin: *hangs up*

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han: *looking at their dinner* man, budapest is going to love this

seungmin: …budapest?

han: i named my stomach budapest

seungmin:

han: because it’s the capital of HUNGRY

seungmin: no-

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changbin: can i ask a dumb question?

lee know: better than anyone i know

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hyunjin: man, i’m not even that funny

seungmin:

jeongin:

lee know:

hyunjin: "no hyunjin!! you’re hilarious!! we love your jokes!!"

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chan: roses are red, violets are blue, you are my friend, and i love you!

lee know: ah, okay

chan: now you write one for me

lee know: roses are red…

lee know: …

lee know: i’m going to bed.

chan:

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lee know: if felix thinks he can just bat his pretty little eyelashes at me and get whatever he wants

lee know: he is absolutely right.

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jeongin: are you a vegetarian?

han: no, i’m a libra

felix: han, you’re a virgo

hyunjin: i thought he was korean??

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chan: why can’t nobody spell? for the last time, "your" and "you’re" are different things. "your" is possessive while "you’re" is from "you are"

felix: my fire..

hyunjin: the one desire..

changbin: believe me when i say..

han: I WANT IT THAT WAAYY

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felix: what’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

hyunjin: that naptime was a punishment

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chan: i’m not like a regular dad, i’m a cool dad. right, hyunjin?

hyunjin: please stop talking