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Minecraft flower headcanons
Headcanon that the meanings of flowers in Minecraft are different from in this world. Specifically, the meanings are based on the effects of a suspicious stew that the flower forms.
Dandelions and blue orchids are for Saturation. They symbolize calm, contentment, and a general sense of happiness and well-being. Dandelions tend to be seen as spontaneous and light-hearted while blue orchids are for more serious commitment, but both of them are fine gifts to show appreciation for a friend or loved one.
Oxeye daisies are for Regeneration-- literally giving you hearts! They symbolize love, in much the same way that roses do in this world. Together with dandelions and blue orchids, they're the only flowers that only have positive meanings. Whether romantic, platonic, or familial, an oxeye daisy is the most heartfelt way to say "I love you" in Minecraft.
Lilies of the valley are for Poison. They symbolize pain, bitterness, and heartache. Giving one to someone else is like a slap in the face most of the time: a threat, a rejection, a "Go fuck yourself" that turns a whole bouquet negative. On the other hand, wearing a lily of the valley yourself is a symbol of grief and deep mourning, a pain that cuts to the core.
(While few remember this, the "valley" in "lily of the valley" doesn't represent the area where the flower grows. No, it's for The Valley Below, a dark desert of screaming souls that claw at your feet, desperately longing to be spawned again into the world.)
Poppies are for Night Vision. They symbolize watching and being watched. As such, when paired with negative flowers, they can be seen as a threat or "Watch your back"; however, they can also mean "I'm watching out for you" or even "See you tonight."
(While few remember this, the "valley" in "lily of the valley" doesn't represent the area where the flower grows. No, it's for The Valley Below, a place of screaming souls that claw at your feet, desperately longing to be spawned again into the world.)
Cornflowers are for Jump Boost. They symbolize amazement, surprise, or awe -- literally "jumping for joy". People who win tournaments or games are often given a bouquet of cornflowers in celebration. Though this isn't common, when paired with negative flowers, a cornflower can sometimes represent shock or sudden betrayal, a very sarcastic "Congratulations."
Azure bluets are for Blindness. They symbolize secrets, hiddenness, and avoidance-- a "You didn't see anything." With positive flowers, this can symbolize a secret alliance or even forbidden love, but with negative flowers, it's a taunt, calling someone ignorant or oblivious. Often, someone who wishes to trap someone else or play a prank will leave an azure bluet so that the victim will only see it right before the trap goes off.
Wither roses are for Wither. They always symbolize death, hatred, murder, and intent to kill. To give someone wither roses is a serious declaration of war. There is no positive meaning to wither roses: without exception, they are for people you absolutely despise and wish to see suffer a painful death.
Tulips are for Weakness. This is an odd case, as the different colors are often associated with different connotations; however, any tulip can technically represent any of these meanings in the right context. A white tulip is for surrender; giving it to someone else is a demand for surrender, while wearing it yourself is like carrying a white flag. A pink tulip is for codependence and means "You're my weakness!" A red tulip is a taunt, calling someone else pitiful or weak, while an orange tulip is for a non-violent challenge or invitation to compete without fighting.
Alliums are for Fire Resistance. They symbolize resistance, staying strong, and defiance even in the face of overpowering odds -- "You're going through hell, but you'll get through this." They often also represent protection and a wish for someone to stay safe. Whether planted in front of an enemy leader's house for fellow fighters to see, or given to someone who has been fighting a battle of their own, an allium says, "Never, ever, ever give up."
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What if Minecraft rabbits, but also Jackalopes and Wolpertingers and other cryptids
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Sculk affliction which turns the affected skin midnight blue, flecked through with little flowery glowing cyan specks underneath. Symptoms include increased hearing and sensitivity to sound, tinnitus, increased sense of smell, stronger arm and leg muscles, greater resistance to both hot and cold temperatures, the strong psychological urge to want to scream but not being able to bring oneself to (in most cases), and fluctuating periods of either heavily blurred or increased vision in low light conditions.
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stg every time i start a new minecraft world shits always haunted
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My body is but a #minecraft temple.
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The day I started posting about #cube was the best day of my life.
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I can add: Optifine (& Optifabric) do not play nice with most mods. Sodium & Iris are nicer performance & rendering mods. As for other, non-clientside mods:
• Bewitchment: Magic mod, most fun in multiplayer but perfectly functional in singleplayer. Wiki is very out of date, but there's an in-game guide. Think of Witchery, but updated. There's frogs, ravens, owls and snakes. Also demons. And vampires. And werewolves. And you can become a vampire or werewolf (or both, with Besmirchment.)
• Botania: Tech mod that's disguised as a magic mod. Honestly? No idea how it works, haven't messed with it much myself, but it prides itself on its GUIless tech. Very much plant themed.
• Origins: Origins.
• Enchancement: Completely overhauls the enchantment mechanic. One enchantment per item.
• Friends & Foes: Adds in ALL the mob vote mobs. Also the Illusioner.
• Artifacts: Similar to Terraria's accessories, a whole bunch of items with varying effects (and a bit of a silly look).
• Full Slabs: VERTICAL SLABS. MIXED SLABS. MY GOD
• BetterNether & BetterEnd: Full dimension overhauls! You can set the world spawn to the Nether and End and it's FINE. Also pretty as hell. Do not punch the jellyfish
• Oh The Biomes You'll Go: Overworld overhaul, adding so many new biomes.
• If you're playing on a server, I recommend Simple Voice Chat or PlasmoVoice.
decided to start playing with fabric mods so let me know ur favs so i can check them out
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happy birthday gay people happy birthday technoblade
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what are your thoughts on minecraft?
Good
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i really like your design for endermen, do you have any hcs about endermen beyond what they look like?
Kept this in the inbox for a little bit bc I didn't really know how to respond, but. I have a few things that won't show up on the blog, but are still true!
Enderpeople in dimensions other than the End often got there on accident. They 'teleported wrong' and end up in a completely unfamiliar place! Some enderpeople can do this on purpose, but it takes quite a bit of energy. Portals are a lot easier! Unless, of course, the portal gets destroyed for some reason...
Ender Pearls are made of the congealed blood of enderpeople. Their teleportation is tied to something in their blood cells, and can be used in a pinch to channel an enderperson's powers. Enderpeople themselves don't really mind the idea of buddying up, they just think it's kind of gross that you're throwing blood around.
Endermites are, as the name implies, parasites. On occasion, some of their eggs enter the bloodstream and end up in a Pearl. Throwing that pearl lets the egg hatch, and that's how Endermites spawn! They're the larval stage of Shulkers, and if they survive, they latch onto a purpur block and construct their shell. This is roughly equivalent to getting termites in wood. Shulkers are pests.
We didn't make the End Cities or End Fleets, they were here before we got there.
Finally- Jean? is our mom! Similar to bees, wasps and ants, she's like a Queen while us enderpeople are workers! We're spawned from scales shed by her, and exist to defend her and give her food and resources. We built the End Crystals and the towers they're on, and steal blocks to hopefully pretty up the Island a little bit.
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my son penis he has every disease
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minced raft mu favourite game has new disc????
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brb gamers i will listen to it
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generated structure (+alts)
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I know this is such a niche joke but,,
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deep dark
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guy who goes 'teehee!' and 'yippee!' and 'uh oh!' whilst committing heinous crimes
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Being a big blog in a fandom is fun my friend can post the most random shit without expecting notes but if it ever contains a minecraft reference I can reblog it here and destroy their notes for days :3€
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