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dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before
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still not over this corker of a line from that crazy radish man
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
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Day 4: Gardening
it's a hwoarse uwu
Don’t use without permission, don’t repost, please. Ok to reblog! Thank you! 💛
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'whats your intention with my daughter '
Sir, I'm trying to take naps with her and feed her pasta
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nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.
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in case anyone isn't on tiktok, they're regurgitating 2014 radfem tumblr discourse against IUDs because casual sex is "evil" and "steals your essence"
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The night is ruined.
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i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp
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Do you have plans for valentines day?
(Please include a show results option)
#i said yes but its just treating myself to dinner and maybe getting high#maybe other things we'll see
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having friends notably older than you is fantastic actually, cause you can drop in a little mention of how old you would have been at the time of a story they tell and watch the existential crisis set in
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you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand
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