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Anyone in Orlando or has followers from the area please!

O+ and O- blood donors needed ASAP!!! Due to the shooting overnight, the hospital and blood bank is critically low right now for donated blood. If you are able, please go this morning to donate at one of the locations below. This valuable gift you can give is a direct way to help those injured from this tragic incident. The Orange, Osceola, and Seminole locations open today are:

Orlando - West Michigan Donor Center 345 West Michigan St #106 Orlando, FL 32806 Phone: 407-835-5500 Fax: (407) 835-5505 Sun: 7:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Orlando - Main Donor Center 8669 Commodity Circle Orlando, FL 32819 Phone: (407) 248-5009 Fax: (407) 455-7570 Sun: 7:00 AM - 1:00 PM

Apopka Donor Center 131 North Park Ave Apopka, FL 32703 Phone: (407) 884-7471 Fax: (407) 884-7475 Sun: 9:00 AM - 3:00 PM

Kissimmee Donor Center 1029 North John Young Pkwy Kissimmee, FL 34741 Phone: (407) 847-5747 Fax: (407) 847-9605 Sun: 8:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Oviedo Donor Center 1954 West 426 #1100 Oviedo, FL 32765 Phone: (407) 588-1291 Fax: (407) 365-9982 Sun: 7:00 AM - 3:00 PM

Lake Mary Donor Center 105 Waymont Ct #101 Lake Mary , FL 32746 Phone: (407) 322-0822 Fax: (407) 328- 1119 Sun: 8:00 AM - 2:00 PM

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Roommate

Okay, so this summer I am working on campus, which awesomely meaning I get free on-campus housing in an apartment. I knew I was getting a roommate and on day one I met her and it turns out I already knew her (Megan (name changed)) and we don’t hate each other (sweet!). Now I the type of person that has a lot of stuff with them so when we found out our apartment had two rooms (one with one bed and another with two) I got the bigger one. I was happy, I love having a lot of space and with the extra bed that meant my parents or even my cat had a place to sleep whenever. Day one goes swimmingly, Megan is either in her room or out somewhere and we don’t really talk too much, so that means I can spend some time “spreading out” meaning I put one of my many blankets on the couch or put up a poster downstairs. Well, I had the next afternoon off, right after lunch which meant: NAPTIME!!! I was sleeping pretty well with my cat when I heard from Megan’s room a new voice: “Hi, I”m your new roommate” I’m instantly awake. No way, I was NOT really to be sleeping in the same room as someone just yet. I open my eyes and this girl i have never seen before is there, again she says,”Hi, I’m your new roommate and I’ll be sleeping....there” she pointed to the other bed. Well I just only just moved in yesterday (again girl with a lot of shit) so of course the other bed was covered in stuff, I mean my cat’s litter box was under it as well. Without thinking (or pants) I get up and say I will clean it. She says thanks and then says she will go and pack then leaves. Well fuck, now I have clean my room :/ so I spend the next two hours cleaning everything and moving things to my side of the room (I still took the bigger closest). But she never comes back........nor does she come back Saturday. So I’m starting to think either she was a ghost or she walked into the wrong apartment (our door was open at the time). Well my parents come on Sunday because of another thing that is going on, and after lunch they come to drop me off and the first thing (because thinking I see her at one point with a guy had a big crush on but now really hated (WHOLE other story)) is a bunch of things in the kitchen. :( she comes later, smiles at me and this has been over three hours and we have not said a word. I know she is in a sorority which it something I’m not a big fan of, and I have only just met her! I don’t even know her name!! And sometime I have go in there to sleep and I dread that time :( 

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Help: I think my cat teleports

I was under my bed while my cat (or kitten rather) was on top. He jumped and didn’t land on his feet. I looked over to make sure he was okay, and he tried to jump on a box beside me but didn’t make it so he fell on his back. In his kitten shame he ran into a hole in the wall (there are two entrances) I watched for him in the both. But then I felt him patting my foot and I looked down and he was right beside me. Somehow he teleported about five feet. 

So what do I do with this teleporting cat? Give him to a museum, try and get it on tape so I can get money from YouTube? What if he miss judges his landing and I wake up with a kitten head instead of a belly button!? 

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Beautiful tree, beautiful day #ferrumcollege #beautifulday #pinktree #spring

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Do you mean Thomas Barrow?

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I watched episode 6 of Downton Abbey last night and I just want to say I am still trying to get over Thomas crying in the dark. <\3 

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Thanks to Matt, Ben, and John with #Public for an amazing night at #ferrumcollege. #trendsettertour

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When Thinking Back On Bad Times

ME: Shit, I’m going back. Abort, Abort! I won’t let go! 

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Good conversation topics: According to my roommate

Me: Why not ask him about anime? Or the next Thor movie? 

Her: No, that’s lame you nerd! Asking him what he thinks about Bigfoot is much better. 

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I’m trying to watch my Vines and these kids are talking to me. It’s like they think I’m their babysitter or something. What is this about food? Go order some pizza lazy. Why do I need to tuck you in, where are your parents? 

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I walked into my room to find my roommate with a blanket over her head: 

“why are you a potato?” 

“when have you ever seen a long potato like this?”

“okay, pine cone.”

“that’s more like it :)”

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Do you ever see a ship and are like: No. I mean it’s nice that you like it, i guess. But no, that really shouldn’t be. Sorry. No. NO.

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This was me as the Mad Hatter tonight for the costume party/contest. Sadly I didnt win but I paired with another girl there dressed as Alice who was really nice. #halloween2015 #costumecontest #madhatter

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This is me dressed up for the Blue Ridge Folklife Festival last weekend. It was really fun. I sat, talked to people and did weird weaving. Lol #folkifefestival #2015 #german #1800s #reenactment

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An awesome thing (to me) just happened. 

I had my headphones in looking at different shit on the internet when I heard a loud bang. I look over to my roommate and without saying anything we both take out one earphone, she point to wall behind her where the neighbor likes to have sex three times a day is. I shook my head and pointed up where the people like to (i think) jump off beds and bounce basketballs. She nodded, and we both put our earphones back in and continued on our way. 

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To Bigfoot we are just as ugly as hairless cats......